Let's talk about dikkhead coaches you've had

[Kal El]

My hs basketball coach would frequently pull me after a missed shot. Killed a breh's confidence

One day he got fed up with the team's effort in practice and had everyone line up on the baseline.

Went on a tirade and said "None of you will ever play organized basketball again without paying money to play."

He was wrong. Two of us played JuCo

 

[JerkPork]

In my first week (maybe first day?) of middle school, during P.E. (where they'd combine several classes in the gym) some clown did something and which resulted in the ENTIRE gym doing push-ups, I don't remember how many we actually did but it was a lot. If ANYONE did it wrong, or was talking while doing it they would add 15 more. Man I was heated. Some kids were crying too

 

[RammerJammer]

In my first week (maybe first day?) of middle school, during P.E. (where they'd combine several classes in the gym) some clown did something and which resulted in the ENTIRE gym doing push-ups, I don't remember how many we actually did but it was a lot. If ANYONE did it wrong, or was talking while doing it they would add 15 more. Man I was heated. Some kids were crying too

My PE coach in 5th grade told us he was gonna punch us in the ass if we acted up

 

[Gizza]

Like Barkley said years ago "I hated all my coaches."

Long story short clown had his b*stard kids runnin around raising hell. While we had to do 200 jumpin squats straight & other wild shyt. I had to walk 3-4 miles home after & I quit. Florin only won 1 or 2 games gettin slaughtered.

Not gonna front like I was some legend but I knew my skills could get me ona DII or III scholly.

 

[DonKnock]

I was playing football in junior high and we had just finished running extra sprints for one of the guys walking during one of them.

Coach tells one of the players to break it down for practice to finish


This a$$hole screams out "Bears on 69"









*inside*


Coach: "Every one of you get your ass on the line for bear crawls"


We must've done bear crawls for 20 minutes straight

 

[LezJepzin]

I had a distance coach when I ran track during high school that was a piece of shyt. Dude was one of those guys who did the sport when he was in high school but sucked ass so he would coach his four kids like he was trying to make up for lost glory. They were in elementary school doing our workouts with us His middle daughter made up for his shortcomings though but she was a whore according to my college teammates

He would try to run with us during our long run days , purposely passing gas to be funny

None of his workouts made sense. Like fukker would be making us do sprint intervals the day before meets .

I suffered a hamstring injury while doing a 16×200meter workout in the rain while sharing the track for a middle school track meet.

Never kept my split times during races yet coaches from other schools did

As for the injury I had sophomore year, he made me run on it for the last three meets of the season because he didn't believe I was injured

Things got worse my Junior year. Half of his runners quit on him after the first meet of the season. I tried to make things work for the love of the sport but I couldn't do it anymore after I tore him a new one when he tried to say some slick shyt about my late father , who passed away six months prior. He worked with my dad for the Department of Corrections but my dad didn't know who the fukk he was and my pops knew EVERYONE at the Prison he worked at.

After I said my shyt , I realized his five year old son was right behind me the whole time. Little man went from to because even he knew his daddy wasn't shyt . I quit the team after that yet dude kept thinking I would come crawling back :cuzout:



Senior year I had the whole city buzzing after a breakout cross country season in the fall. Everyone was asking if I was going to run track like I was a 5 star recruit on a campus tour . I held my ground and didn't because it was no longer fun running for that greasyass cac .

Thankfully I went to a juco the following year that had a squad . So training on my own while sitting out my last high school year of track paid off after all.

He tried to patch things up with me at a 5k road race event seven years ago. I just chucked the deuce and kept it moving.

 

[RedEye Jedi]

One time my Basketball Coach was yelling at me after a loss and singled me out. He straight up told me shut up or you get kicked off the team. Lectured me for a couple minutes, and ended with a question. I didnt respond and he was like "why arent you answering me?!' I said ' cause you said if I talk i'm getting kicked off the team." Most the team laughed and he was like okay wanna be smart gimme your jersey. I took it off and walked out. A little later he tried to iron things out and I ended up staying on the team cause I was starting point.

He got fired for sexual assault on a male student 2 wks later

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I can't think of any dikkhead (in the violent/abusive way) coaches I ever had - had some good coaches sometimes, and all the shytty ones were shytty in the opposite direction. Lax, lazy, or didn't know what the fukk they were doing.

Basketball wise aint nothing worse than playing for a coach whose garbage ass son is on the team. Getting game winning plays drawn up for him and shyt

Missed the final cut on the 7th grade varsity team because the final spot came down between the assistant coach's son and me.

Was only 5'2", hadn't even hit puberty or my growth spurt yet and they only took two short guys...always been bitter about having to play on that worthless JV team all year.

9th grade, JV again, worthless coach's son (different coach, different son) stayed taking ALL the shots and coach never said shyt about it even though he must have had like 6% shooting percentage. Defenders would just leave everyone else open by the second half because they could see he didn't give a fukk.

By the time I finally shot up to 6'1" my sophomore/junior years, I was ruined from that shyt.

 

[Born2BKing]

HS B Ball Coach Leroy literally told us first half of preseason game to only shoot bank shots or we'd get subbed out

Sophomore year. He actually even wasn't the head or techinically an assistant coach .. we had a former alumni /college player and it was his first gig. But this Leroy Mofo was acting like he was the bead coach and couldn't even sit on the court side with us. Was literally behind us on the first bleacher coaching us

 

[Born2BKing]

@Buckeye Fever I know you got a story brah.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Cac Coaches tried to blackball us few blacks so bad. But couldn't one made it to the league and still making rosters 8 years later (Brian Hoyer was his college roommate) and other tore his ACL in College and don't play anymore

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Oh yeah I forgot about my 7th basketball coach putting a cacs head through a locker (this is like 97)

Nothing happen young dude cried in the locker room and never told anyone.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Funny thing about my sisters team and coach hes married to a former thot Mexican woman.

All the girls on that team he degraded for two or three years are doctors and lawyers getting paid.

Karma is a bytch

 

[Big Boss]

Basketball wise aint nothing worse than playing for a coach whose garbage ass son is on the team. Getting game winning plays drawn up for him and shyt

Daddy ball

 

[Harry Sax]

My hs coach was a dikk head

He was cool with me tho...he was head coach and o line coach and he loved me...of course he talked a lil shyt but he fukked with me heavy...he told the dude that played tackle next to me that if I had his size I'd be a fukkin all American

On the other hand I've heard some of the most vile shyt spewed towards a person by him...one of my teammates he told him he was a disgrace to the country...this same dude was messing with this big chick who he got pregnant, coach would always tell him to tell his gf to come play

Dude was str8 ruthless

Junior year one dude quit because coach used to ride him so hard...on top of the fact that he was smashing his moms he was literally this dudes step dad and he used to humiliate him on a daily basis...and he barely got any pt...I seen buddy at wal mart one day he weighed 350 easy