Let's talk about dikkhead coaches you've had

[Yessir_Araphat]

Had this football coach in hs who was a fukkin legend!! All he cared about was winning at all costs!! They even had a statue of him at the school. Anyways, senior year we're goin for coaches 23rd division title. Our starting QB has an offer to Florida St, but come to find out later, had a pretty serious knee injury all season long, but coach was covering it up with cortisone shots. Also, turns out he had our right guard playing with a concussion. Plus he was racist, he wasn't doin anything to get our breh running back looks from any schools.

One game, we finally stood up to him as a team, and refused to finish the game with him on the sideline. He tried to lead us back out there after halftime, but we stood strong and got him to quit!! We ended up rallying in the 2nd half to come back and win the big game

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Had this football coach in hs who was a fukkin legend!! All he cared about was winning at all costs!! They even had a statue of him at the school. Anyways, senior year we're goin for coaches 23rd division title. Our starting QB has an offer to Florida St, but come to find out later, had a pretty serious knee injury all season long, but coach was covering it up with cortisone shots. Also, turns out he had our right guard playing with a concussion. Plus he was racist, he wasn't doin anything to get our breh running back looks from any schools.

One game, we finally stood up to him as a team, and refused to finish the game with him on the sideline. He tried to lead us back out there after halftime, but we stood strong and got him to quit!! We ended up rallying in the 2nd half to come back and win the big game

Neg train this fakkit

Edit: I take that back. It was kinda funny second time I read it

 

[TheEgyptianConniption]

I had some bad basketball coaches in HS.

First one tried to turn the whole game into a math problem. Talking about if the shot is taken from here there is a 62% chance the rebound will come off here. If we make 4 or more passes our chance of an open shot goes up by 50%

Second coach lasted a day. Showed up in full football pads and helmet started tackling the bleachers to show us how to "go all out" separated his shoulder never saw him again

Jr and SR year coach actually knew his sh1t but he had a wild temper. Hit me twice shoved a couple kids into lockers and what not. But we won

 

[904Lurker]

Had this football coach in hs who was a fukkin legend!! All he cared about was winning at all costs!! They even had a statue of him at the school. Anyways, senior year we're goin for coaches 23rd division title. Our starting QB has an offer to Florida St, but come to find out later, had a pretty serious knee injury all season long, but coach was covering it up with cortisone shots. Also, turns out he had our right guard playing with a concussion. Plus he was racist, he wasn't doin anything to get our breh running back looks from any schools.

One game, we finally stood up to him as a team, and refused to finish the game with him on the sideline. He tried to lead us back out there after halftime, but we stood strong and got him to quit!! We ended up rallying in the 2nd half to come back and win the big game

This story sounds familiar...

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Love these stories..... except one

 

[Only On Camera]

I was playing football in junior high and we had just finished running extra sprints for one of the guys walking during one of them.

Coach tells one of the players to break it down for practice to finish


This a$$hole screams out "Bears on 69"









*inside*


Coach: "Every one of you get your ass on the line for bear crawls"


We must've done bear crawls for 20 minutes straight

Bear crawl, up downs, crab walk

All terms I haven't heard in like 10 years but I still got the face reading that shyt

 

[DonKnock]

Bear crawl, up downs, crab walk

All terms I haven't heard in like 10 years but I still got the face reading that shyt

Then in basketball season it was towel pushes

 

[Big Boss]

I was playing football in junior high and we had just finished running extra sprints for one of the guys walking during one of them.

Coach tells one of the players to break it down for practice to finish


This a$$hole screams out "Bears on 69"









*inside*


Coach: "Every one of you get your ass on the line for bear crawls"


We must've done bear crawls for 20 minutes straight

 

[Buckeye Fever]

@Buckeye Fever I know you got a story brah.

Basketball coach made use do some weird shyt in practice.

Whoever made a mistake in practice, had to go over to the sideline, lay on their back with their legs in the air and repeat "I WANNA PLAY GOOD" over and over until your team scored again.

One time, it was 6 of us on the sideline, on our backs, repeating that shyt together. We couldn't take care of the ball for shyt.

 

[Depreciating Asset]

My hs coach was a dikk head

He was cool with me tho...he was head coach and o line coach and he loved me...of course he talked a lil shyt but he fukked with me heavy...he told the dude that played tackle next to me that if I had his size I'd be a fukkin all American

On the other hand I've heard some of the most vile shyt spewed towards a person by him...one of my teammates he told him he was a disgrace to the country...this same dude was messing with this big chick who he got pregnant, coach would always tell him to tell his gf to come play

Dude was str8 ruthless

Junior year one dude quit because coach used to ride him so hard...on top of the fact that he was smashing his moms he was literally this dudes step dad and he used to humiliate him on a daily basis...and he barely got any pt...I seen buddy at wal mart one day he weighed 350 easy

 

[hotbeezie]

One of my high school coaches got caught slangin that shyt, pimpin', and beating on a white woman the year after I finished school.

Coach had to have been late 50's early 60's too...


@cfountain

 

[Brandeezy]

After a humiliating lost to some trash team

shyt is quiet af in the locker room when he walked in

Football Coach: ".....I need you guys to go to Walmart, and buy some hearts"

Then he left



Once he and the coaches left the whole team was like