Let's talk about Hogan selling his soul for trash merch there's chump change to be made

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Wouldn't the disc scratch up when you walk

Only if you wanted that remix

 

[ndthentherewasx]

The shoes could come in handy if you want carry something you aren't supposed to be

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

The shoes could come in handy if you want carry something you aren't supposed to be

THEY'RE ONLY COMPATIBLE WITH MEAT, BROTHER! YOU CAN'T PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THERE, DUDE! YOU WOULD BE DISQUALIFIED, MEAN GENE!

 

[El Cocodrilo]

It could have said kick out the fat? But yea I don't think if they really wanted Hogan a missed call would have prompted them to say hey fukk it hulk didn't answer let's call George.

Maybe he was considered but they felt George was better and someone told him later and he made up the missed call thing to sensationilze it.

When it comes to branding and spokesperson you don't give up after one call...or did hulk say he turned it down?

I believe Hulk said he turned it down and went for some energy drink or something but it's probably Hulktales

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Yeah, no sell. That's what every store would say if you asked for any of that BS.

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Who thought these were a good ideas..

Edit: added meat shoes

Judging by the Hogan logo on the soles, I take it there were made around the time Linda took damn near everything during the divorce. The struggle got really real for his punk ass.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Yeah, no sell. That's what every store would say if you asked for any of that BS.

 

[The_Unchosen_One]

So that's where Flair kept his cache of razor blades every match

 

[Bart simpson]

Only if you wanted that remix

This needs a remix..

 

[Thebadguy]

He missed out of the George Foreman Grill

That Fomo burn your soul

 

[Reality Check]

Glad this was brought up because Hulk Tales really became a thing much later than when Hulk claimed he lost out on the Foreman Grill.

 

[YakSpiller]

I would cop 2 purs...give me 2 purs! One to rock, one to stock!

Change them to The Rock or Bret Hart tho.

The fukk was I talking about

I must’ve still been smoking weed when I posted this.

I don’t want no damn meat shoes.