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I spent NYE at my aunt's house eating some chicken while trying to fend off my cousin's seven-year-old cousin who wanted me to play hide and seek with her.

Let me live vicariously through you more adventurous folk on the coli, brehs :lupe:

So, yo moms, any idea why they accused you of rape? Did the girl have a boyfriend that saw you together and got pissed or something?
 

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It's a loss breh...

shyt i took it as a win

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shyt i took it as a win

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When the goal is to get your dikk wet but all you achieve is getting you fingers wet that isn't a win breh.

Oh well Rome wasn't build in a day, maybe next time you'll get some head :myman:
 

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The man with the Iron fist part 2.

:mjpshh:

I spent NYE at my aunt's house eating some chicken while trying to fend off my cousin's seven-year-old cousin who wanted me to play hide and seek with her.

Let me live vicariously through you more adventurous folk on the coli, brehs :lupe:

So, yo moms, any idea why they accused you of rape? Did the girl have a boyfriend that saw you together and got pissed or something?

cus i was forcing myself onto some bytch in front of her mom and dad :heh:

dont ask me why the mom and dad were at the house party tho :heh:
 

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When the goal is to get your dikk wet but all you achieve is getting you fingers wet that isn't a win breh.

Oh well Rome wasn't build in a day, maybe next time you'll get some head :myman:

oh well. the night was full of pure fukkery that im notorious for :blessed:

i go hard
 

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Go to a gay bar and make up a ducktale story to cover your tracks brehs.

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What's a gay bar? :heh:

I don't get it

Westwood raves are these raves some DJ Tim Westwood does. :heh:

Google 'Tim Westwood' rave on Youtube

I can't think of US equivalent but his just a ratchet DJ man lol he travels UK having parties and they're always a madness lol

Most hip hop heads know Westwood his abit of a GOAT in this uk DJ scene
 

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cus i was forcing myself onto some bytch in front of her mom and dad :heh:

dont ask me why the mom and dad were at the house party tho :heh:



Just... in front of her mother and father... WHY? :why:
 
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Jesus fukking christ, and she let them accuse you of rape, all because she didn't want to admit she's a fukking slore who consents to getting fingered right in front of her mom and dad? If she was THAT horny, why the fukk did she not have the good sense to ask you to go to a room with her at the time or something? :what:

Just... in front of her mother and father... WHY, WHY, WHY SO RATCHET? :why:

nah this wasnt the girl i fingered :heh:

this was another girl.
 

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nah this wasnt the girl i fingered :heh:

this was another girl.

...and just what did you do to this another girl that they said it was rape? Jesus fukking christ, man, you gotta tell the whole story, not omit essential information like that.
 

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...and just what did you do to this another girl that they said it was rape? Jesus fukking christ, man, you gotta tell the whole story, not omit essential information like that.

i dont know. i cant remember a lot of shyt from the earlier in the night :snoop:
 
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