let's talk about our go to pickup lines that never fail

[charmander]

I told a lil swoop the other night "Ima treat you like a washing machine and fill you up with my dirty load"

I could actually see her transform from to , the moisture in her draws was audible like a slushee machine at the gas station

I ain't pipe tho, I'm just motivated by the thrill of the hunt and watching normal girls turn into lust-crazed whores after I drop jewels on em like that #fax

but what do you brehs hit these thots with when it's clutch time? or do you just pull out certs and fire off your post/dap ratio and have em sprung

 

[ben anderson]

tadoe a flip flop ass gd turned bd

 

[charmander]

tadoe a flip flop ass gd turned bd

fair enough

 

[unit321]

"Hi, I'm Brett Favre"


































Only works if you are Brett Favre though.

 

[Sterling Archer]

"Hi."....yall must have #uglynikkaproblems. Char you one of us breh, don't go wasting breath unnecessarily on these hoes.

 

[Dwolf]

Wha dat mouf do

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

@honestly?
you can call me yo-yo because I can make you keep coming back for my string a ding a ling

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

"Hi, I'm Brett Favre"


































Only works if you are Brett Favre though.

Not all the time

 

[Lurka Ternt Posta]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[charmander]

"Hi."....yall must have #uglynikkaproblems. Char you one of us breh, don't go wasting breath unnecessarily on these hoes.

I was just tryna give these nikkas some hope

 

[Sterling Archer]

I was just tryna give these nikkas some hope

They still gonna eat because these women have bills and shyt that need to get paid. They do that so hopefully we wont have to go through that. :yaoha:

 

[Arishok]

That chloroform and napkin combo always works on me. No words needed

 

[charmander]

That chloroform and napkin combo always works on me. No words needed

that would explain why I keep waking up with strange scratches and bruises

 

[KOOL-AID]

"Hey I'm kool-aid and I'm trynna go down yo throat" has never failed me, been eating real good off that, shyt is like my catchphrase

 

[kingdizzy01]

lines as soon as eye contact is made i hit em with the