let's talk about our go to pickup lines that never fail
- Thread starter charmander
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I can see your thisty ass sneak up on women out of nowhere like "you want to hang out?" expecting her to say yes with no interaction whatsoever.[QUOTE="Olu Dara, post: 11062574, member: 1729"]That won't work on someone you just met. If that's the first thing you say, u'll get rejected instantly, it's too straight forward
Know u ugly. Listen to this oogly moogly ninja with no presence. 'It's to straight forward'
Why would she say yes, ur just a creepy ass dude at that point
Labadi_Mantse
All Star
I can see your thisty ass sneak up on women out of nowhere like "you want to hang out?" expecting her to say yes with no interaction whatsoever.
Why would she say yes, ur just a creepy ass dude at that point
Breh who just creeps up on women? You sound like your dikk has been as wet as message in a bottle stuck in the Sahara for 20 years. Clearly if u have made eye contact and she reciprocates, which is the number one thing I need from a woman before I approach, then that line works if you're handsome in shape and don't sound half retarded. Hoes ain't dumb they know why u approaching and many times appreciate a nikka who gets straight to the point rather than bullshyt around. It exudes confidence.
Elle Driver
Veteran
"I wish i could be one of your tears so i could be born in your eyes, grow on your cheek and die on your lips..."
or
"you know it's not gonna suck itself...
" (this one might get you smacked though...)
or
"you know it's not gonna suck itself...
" (this one might get you smacked though...)My dude I'm not saying the line won't work, but you should at least have a quick convo depending on what the situation is before asking a chick to hang out with you.
You make eye contact and the fist thing you say is u wanna hang out? :guccilool:
ThaRealness
Superstar
I do it the Dre way - "Girl you got a gap tooth in ya mouf? Aight we good den 
"
"Labadi_Mantse
All Star
Yeah, you want to hang out sometime? My name hand them my phone their name and number.. game set match. Like I said u can't be a dude that hit the spot and all the hoes watching u if u were u wouldn't be debating me about this
ThaRealness
Superstar
Well damn
Anything with bass that doesn't tremble 
her:ok sure ( or ummm no lol or a bytch hit me with the
thought it was boy.
You from the DC area? Im dying at "thought it was"
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
obviously you open up with whats your name? where your from? small talk, etc. However I always try to lead the conversation to the point I can hit them with "Aren't you tired of dealing with boys who don't know what they want? When you should get with a man like me".
It always throws these brawds brains for a loop
beyond that just say you got weed/ good liquor in the crib to share with her. 9 times out of ten once we get to the crib together she is fukking
It always throws these brawds brains for a loop
beyond that just say you got weed/ good liquor in the crib to share with her. 9 times out of ten once we get to the crib together she is fukking
"lol i see your butt"
Nino Brown
All Star
At the bar
Me - "hey baby you want to see a magic trick"
Her - "excuse me?"
Me - " where are my manners" ..introduce myself and drop in that I practice magic as a hobby
Me - "so that magic trick?"
Chick - "Okay, lemme see lemme see "
Me- "I bet you $1 I can make your tiddies move without touching them"
Her -sure
Me - proceed to shake her tatta meats violently with hands... " Ahh dam, looks like I lose, here's your dollar"
Her -
"take me, I'm yours "
Me - "hey baby you want to see a magic trick"
Her - "excuse me?"
Me - " where are my manners" ..introduce myself and drop in that I practice magic as a hobby
Me - "so that magic trick?"
Chick - "Okay, lemme see lemme see "
Me- "I bet you $1 I can make your tiddies move without touching them"
Her -
sureMe - proceed to shake her tatta meats violently with hands... " Ahh dam, looks like I lose, here's your dollar"
Her -
"take me, I'm yours "