My one boy was only married like a 2 months and was like "can't wait to nut in my girl every time now she on the pill

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bytch got knocked up 2 months after being on it
Watching your girl take the pill
It's gametime.
A few months went by and I'm really startin' to dig her
Lunch in the park, picnics by the river
Sexin' all day and all night, shyt is ill
So she switch from the patch and started takin' the pill
Until one night she put my hand on her stomach
And said, "Baby, we gon' be a family once I pop this kid."
I said, "Bullshyt.
So let me back it.
And just explain to you, exactly what your options is.
Option one: Take this nikka to the Hoover
Or option two: fukk on, I never knew ya."
I know it sounds crazy and it seems prideful
But I
Couldn't shake the feelin' that I was lied to
She ran out the room with mad tears in her eyes
Left her pills on the dresser right next to my copy of Get Back
I put 'em in my hand
Then put one in my mouth
Sure enough, all this time she been poppin' Tic Tac's
