Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

[Monoblock]

Someone who has never seen this show must be reading the shyt these characters did like

Only crew that can compete with this level of scumbaggery is those "Always Sunny" goons.

Yep. Dennis alone is worse than anyone on Seinfeld. He's pretty much confessed to being a serial killer of women and refers to himself as The Golden God

Implications


Tools

 

[GzUp]

Don't know if posted but I always felt this was gully of kramer.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Don't know if posted but I always felt this was gully of kramer.

Kramer had dude pinned up on the wall like he was Michael Cole

 

[Heelmatic]

Damn nobody making the case for Newman?

-Broke into Jerry's apartment to cheat at a board game
-Kidnaps/kills dogs
-fukked Kramer's mom
-Doesnt work when it rains
-Got a black market shower head dealer
-Got Jerry's apartment infested with fleas
-The Scoflow
-Knocked a man unconscious in a pool and refused to try and save him
-fukked a farmers daughter after the farmer took him into his home and fed him

 

[GzUp]

Damn nobody making the case for Newman?

-Broke into Jerry's apartment to cheat at a board game
-Kidnaps/kills dogs
-fukked Kramer's mom
-Doesnt work when it rains
-Got a black market shower head dealer
-Got Jerry's apartment infested with fleas
-The Scoflow
-Knocked a man unconscious in a pool and refused to try and save him
-fukked a farmers daughter after the farmer took him into his home and fed him

Breh Newman is a slimey as cat, he's no goon.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Damn nobody making the case for Newman?

-Broke into Jerry's apartment to cheat at a board game
-Kidnaps/kills dogs
-fukked Kramer's mom
-Doesnt work when it rains
-Got a black market shower head dealer
-Got Jerry's apartment infested with fleas
-The Scoflow
-Knocked a man unconscious in a pool and refused to try and save him
-fukked a farmers daughter after the farmer took him into his home and fed him

I forgot how the Jerry/Newman beef started in the first place

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Damn nobody making the case for Newman?

-Broke into Jerry's apartment to cheat at a board game
-Kidnaps/kills dogs
-fukked Kramer's mom
-Doesnt work when it rains
-Got a black market shower head dealer
-Got Jerry's apartment infested with fleas
-The Scoflow
-Knocked a man unconscious in a pool and refused to try and save him
-fukked a farmers daughter after the farmer took him into his home and fed him

- Jerry finds out Newman was layin pipe to this redhead broad he is dating

"Ya went out with NEWMAN? WHYYYYYY?"

 

[Heelmatic]

- Jerry finds out Newman was layin pipe to this redhead broad he is dating

"Ya went out with NEWMAN? WHYYYYYY?"

Newman: If you're happy with her, that's all that matters.

Jerry: You don't think she's attractive?

Newman: No. I need a really pretty face, but that's just me

 

[marcuz]

I forgot how the Jerry/Newman beef started in the first place

elaine

 

[Taadow]

Damn nobody making the case for Newman?

-Broke into Jerry's apartment to cheat at a board game
-Kidnaps/kills dogs
-fukked Kramer's mom
-Doesnt work when it rains
-Got a black market shower head dealer
-Got Jerry's apartment infested with fleas
-The Scoflow
-Knocked a man unconscious in a pool and refused to try and save him
-fukked a farmers daughter after the farmer took him into his home and fed him

...and, he a mailman who straight up doesn't deliver mail!
That's fed chit, mayne! You got brass ones to do that...

 

[Methodical]

Classic thread.

 

[Monoblock]

Never mind I see I already mentioned Dennis

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

List of George's Ls

• Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
• Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
• Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
• Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
• After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
• Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
• Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
• Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
• Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
• Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
• Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
• Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
• Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
• Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
• Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
• Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
• Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
• Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
• Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
• His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
• George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
• NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
• Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
• Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
• Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
• Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
• Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
• Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
• Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
• Got into a fight with a bubble boy
• Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
• Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
• Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
• Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
• Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
• His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....

fukk the Andriadoria, he deserved that condo

 

[DropTopDoc]

It’s them Van Buren Boyz

 

[jetflyinglimousineriding]

Bania smashed Jerry's ex and also put hands on Elaine's boyfriend Simon to get his suit back.


Jerry's friend Phil, dude was on his trying to smash or get dome from Elaine one way or another