Let's talk about tossing people in the bushes for a sec

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I'm an Introvert. I've thrown every female I've had a relationship with in the bushes and I'm too aloof to get rejected.

My theme song for these situations is........



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[Rocket Scientist]

Only thing guaranteed is that signing bonus.

You saw my point

 

[Remote]

I'm an Introvert. I've thrown every female I've had a relationship with in the bushes and I'm too aloof to get rejected.

My theme song for these situations is........



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[2CT]

if i change my number wouldn't that be like me throwing myself in the bushes

plus that ain't the only way to be contacted, i'd have to change all types of shyt to truly throw this person in the bushes

 

[HoloGraphic]

Listen mane, if they ain't adding happiness to my life or helping me along my career, I ain't got no time for em.

You need to be busy doing your own thing. You got too much time for irrelevant relationships.

 

[Neil Tyson]

i don't be on that shyt at all tho, she actually the one hitting me with the gm texts, flirt emojis and bs

that second part is real shyt tho, she started callin out the blue after being in the bushes for a week, first thing she say when I finally answer is are you mad at me

The fukk is wrong with bytches, yo. that's a serious c*nt right there.

Women need to stop this.

 

[karim]

why does she hit me up every other day then? she would be on MTV Cribs giving the cameraman a tour of the bushes if she wasn't constantly tryna contact a nikka

because bytches love attention and can't deal with rejection watch that "hooked" episode of how i met your mother and you will understand what she is doing.

 

[General Mills]

I cut them ho's off with zero remorse. When I was younger I was on that simp shyt. I honestly dont care now.

Last year I connected with this dime. Fine as fukkkkkk. We started out chatting. Has everything in common. She is actually a author and was giving me tips. I helped critique a book she was writing currently. We got to the point where we were chatting every day.

I had been putting shyt out there to take it to the next level but she was slick at side stepping that shyt. One day I woke up like

I dun put myself in the friend zone?? I'm to old for this B.

I straight cut her off with no remorse. I have zero obligation to be her friend. She steady hitting me up. I don't even read the texts or emails. For what?

 

[2CT]

because bytches love attention and can't deal with rejection watch that "hooked" episode of how i met your mother and you will understand what she is doing.

 

[karim]

breh, you're the one replying to a stripping single mother who's been stringing you along for over a year now, you're not really in the position to make scust faces . watch it if you want to learn something, or keep replying to her emojis in hope of punani that will never be yours

 

[Bless't]

Not being on social media actually helps with this alot when demoting somebody to the bushes, the only way said person can get into contact with you again, is if they pay you a visit at home, and even then i'll set the dogs on you

'Sic em boy'

 

[Freedman]

I just ran off with 309 dollars from the last chick I smashed. Deleted her contact and her messages and just been ignoring her calls


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[aXiom]

Once you understand that your happiness comes before anyone else's, throwing people in the bushes becomes easy.

If this chick is the source of your heartache, why are you still in contact with her?

Would you keep having intercourse with someone who just told you they have aids

 

[thirdeye]

I wanna throw this guy in the bushes but it's hard
I know he's no good for me and I should abort mission but...

 

[3rdWorld]

Ive tossed plenty of shady brehs in the bushes..but we always run into each other and it feels strange then get to being boys again when they show remorse.