East Coast:
What's up with y'all food hype? A lot of NY has sh*tty pizzas, most of the cheesesteaks in Philly are made by Arabs, and who in the f*ck in Boston eats clam chowder?
Midwest:
That's home, don't f*ck with us, from Chiraq to East St. Louis, Cleveland uptop to the D, we will put in work
Not to mention we got the best pizza in America out the Chi, and in general the quality of life vs cost of living is the best.
South:
MIA, Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, we all know you got mad dimes

But what's up y'all lack of education? Why y'all so cotdamn bamma?
Westcoast:
Can't say nothin' bad about the West, especially with a lot of the LA smog gone, but that LA traffic though

San Francisco is probably the best least known major city in the US, very underrated.