Let's use the Coli as a platform to push national legislation...

[the cac mamba]

on the coli?

"in a surprising turn of events, Congress is expected to vote on the Ass-Eating Act later this week. Support for the bill seems to be a partisan issue"

 

[Starman]

How about these?

1. Ban unions
2. Mandatory sentencing & 3-strike laws nationwide
3. Cut all social programs
4. Cut corporate taxes

Sound better?

Except one strike laws.

 

[OsO]