Letting out a huge fart and somebody approaching you immediately afterwards unappreciation

[Luken]

as the thread title says.


go take a stroll somewhere to let out a breeze of a fart and all of a sudden everyone is running to find you

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Loose booty ass

 

[FaTaL]

Especially those quiet ones

 

[raul04]

that 'surroundsound' tag

 

[Sauce Dab]

nikka stank so bad they had to immediately approach him

 

[Idaeo]

years ago I was on the elevator solo at work going down to the lobby…let out one.

A group of my coworkers were in the lobby waiting to get on when the doors opened…soon as they stepped on …

“IDAEO!!! That’s messed up man, how are you gonna do us like that?!??” And then the doors closed



i briskly kept it moving acting like I ain’t hear them

 

[FreedMind]

Tried crop dusting thru Nordstrom rack last night and my girl wouldn't give me enough room to pull it off successfully.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I was in the bathroom at work one time taking a piss and I let out a huge fart. The African dude waiting for the urinal hit me with the literal .

I was like . First of all we were in a public bathroom, and second, our 300-pound supervisor was taking a shyt in the next stall.

 

[Luken]

years ago I was on the elevator solo at work going down to the lobby…let out one.

A group of my coworkers were in the lobby waiting to get on when the doors opened…soon as they stepped on …

“IDAEO!!! That’s messed up man, how are you gonna do us like that?!??” And then the doors closed



i briskly kept it moving acting like I ain’t hear them

the visual

 

[2 one 3]

years ago I was on the elevator solo at work going down to the lobby…let out one.

A group of my coworkers were in the lobby waiting to get on when the doors opened…soon as they stepped on …

“IDAEO!!! That’s messed up man, how are you gonna do us like that?!??” And then the doors closed



i briskly kept it moving acting like I ain’t hear them

 

[Luken]

Loose booty ass

no, its just regular ol farts....but i hold mine in until its they become atomic.

for mine, i like to limber and loosen up like a gymnast so theres a bunch of tell tail signs that i just farted

and then

 

[Hoodoo Child]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I used to work retail in the stockroom. I would blow the stockroom up. The female associates would come back looking for something, and give me the

 

[THE MACHINE]

You think you're free and clear in the stairwell
**Scrank**

Then the door opens as you pass the next floor
Female: "Machine!!? There you are!!
Me
Female: About that report you...

 

[boriquaking]

Thats why I don’t fart in public.

and my body doesn’t turn on me like that