Lettuce unappreciation thread.

[Non Sequitur]

I'm tired of this bland, useless leaf being...


allllll in my burger


allllll in my taco

allll in my sandwich...

wilting...

What purpose does it serve?


fukk lettuce.

 

[-InFeRnO-]

i'm cool with it

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

a crisp piece of lettuce can turn that sandwich into


a soggy leafy bytch can make it

 

[DougFunnY]

Sliced stringy lettuce on a Hero sandwich>>>

 

[Non Sequitur]

shyt tastes like wet grass

 

[Chief]

I hate lettuce that shyt need to be dead in salads

 

[marcuz]

i dont fukk with iceberg lettuce but y'all don't even like romaine lettuce?

 

[Non Sequitur]

i dont fukk with iceberg lettuce but y'all don't even like romaine lettuce?

Only as a vessel for my 3lbs of salad toppings

 

[Rich Spirit]

1*

 

[Non Sequitur]

1*

Look at you for some weak ass lettuce

 

[Nintendough]

Lettuce is for the weak brehs who don't put bbq sauce with whiskey in it on the burger. Cats up here eating freshly chopped moist lettuce slices and enjoying plump juicy oranges with the juice hitting them in the chin. Brehs is wild raspberry coconut status out here.

 

[Takerstani]

I didn't eat lettuce until my 20s because I didn't realize it was simply a vessel with which to eat ranch dressing....which is delicious. I discovered this while eating hot wings one day.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

I like lettuce when its crispy and fresh. Cabbage is usually better when u want some cooked/boiled veggies and all that.

But lettuce is cool with me. Plus its good for u so

 

[Non Sequitur]

I'm cool with cabbage...

 

[DarlingNikki]

I prefer raw spinach in salads. Had some on a chicken and mozzarella sandwich the other day.