BaldingSoHard
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If I had to guess between two and three, hmmmm. Is it number two
True. The irony is not lost on me![]()

1. I shot my neighbor's dog.
2. I saw a man get kicked by a horse.
3. I spoke to David Banner and Lil Scrappy when I was in 9th grade,
You shot your neighbors dog?dang. Between two and three. ugh, number two is the lie
The only dings on my ride are from a U Haul and backing into my mother's garageYou shot your neighbors dog?

I have an uncle that played in the MLB
I've gotten into a altercation with an NBA player
I have my own personal sextape with a pornstar
#3
The only dings on my ride are from a U Haul and backing into my mother's garage

I've been an a Brazilian commercial.
I played hide and seek with Beyonce.
I've never been to NY.
I have hung out with: Boyz II Men PDiddy Heavy D
I hope #1 is the lieI don't eat ass
I don't eat p*ssy
I'm a virgin

true - plans changed and we didn't meet.Number 2