Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Works everytime breh I swear. For some reason that makes women more open to a random nikka hollerin.

When a chick rolls with it, she probably knows that you're bullshytting anyway

 

[Londilon]

"she was just being friendly"
"I'm tired of these hoes and want a serious relationship"
"l'll call you back"
"do you know that you are pretty?"
"I dont talk to other girls"
"thats my best friend"
"I've only had one girlfriend ever"
"I'm a good guy"
"I was just thinking about you"

 

[Lo-Co]

This shyt never fails to make me laugh


"She's like my play sister."

nikka what?


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[Londilon]

"I'm looking to settle down"
"can I get your number, I just want to be friends"
"I dont have any children"
"Oh that is just my mom and sister always calling me"
"sure you can meet my mom"
"I was young and dumb"

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

This shyt never fails to make me laugh


"She's like my play sister."

nikka what?


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#incestgang

 

[Lo-Co]

#incestgang

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

We're in this bytch.

 

[Lo-Co]

We're in this bytch.

Never left cause its all in the fam
(Iiterally)

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Never left cause its all in the fam
(Iiterally)

The play family that lays together stays together.
#incestgang
#allinthefamily

 

[Man]

"I can't make that day coz I got some family shyt goin on "

 

[Big Blue]

"My name is [Insert name]"

 

[Lo-Co]

The play family that lays together stays together.
#incestgang
#allinthefamily

#fukkedupkidsgang
#Uncledadsquad

 

[Dianenapoleon1]

I'm not like the others, I won't hurt you.

 

[Nameischosen]

"I don't eat ass"

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

"I've only had one girlfriend ever"

This is too specific.... you're a scumbag