Lies that you've told women

[BaldingSoHard]

My biggest one...

Spoiler

I'm a telepath

What made it believable is that I have, I guess, really good hearing so I always overhear shyt that people think I can't hear. So when I come with that super-secret shyt in great detail, they get and believe me. I'm also a semi-mentalist and I'm good at making educated guesses about people.

at me.

What are yours?

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I've never met another girl like you, you're special

 

[aXiom]

Spoiler

I love you too

I couldn't bring myself to hurt her feelings..
Don't judge me..

 

[Groanman]

I'll be right back.

 

[Couth]

"i love you, and i've never told another girl that"

"i've been locked up for the past 6 months. Forreal"

"why would i be looking at her when i got you right here"

"i've never seen that bra in my life"

"i don't usually talk to white girls, but you're special"

"i don't usually talked to latinas, but you're special"

"i don't usually talk to fat girls, but you're special"

"My name is Larry"

lol. i used to be a liar man i really didn't care, tell dem hoes whatever they wan hear.

i grew outta that though. Females actually bust it open faster when you're brutally honest wit dem.

 

[Freedman]

I finnesed 4 different broads with Imma virgin let me put the tip in to see how it feel

 

[BaldingSoHard]

"i love you, and i've never told another girl that"

"i've been locked up for the past 6 months. Forreal"

"why would i be looking at her when i got you right here"

"i've never seen that bra in my life"

"i don't usually talk to white girls, but you're special"

"i don't usually talked to latinas, but you're special"

"i don't usually talk to fat girls, but you're special"

"My name is Larry"

lol. i used to be a liar man i really didn't care, tell dem hoes whatever they wan hear.

i grew outta that though. Females actually bust it open faster when you're brutally honest wit dem.

I used to be the same way but ghatdamn!!

 

[twan83]

this female i wasn't feeling would always try to holler she never knew my name or what i work i did
i even politely declined her advances but she didnt take no for a answer

so i told her my name is al and I'm a shoe salesman at payless
she even went to where the place was

the following week approached me said why u lie
said i told u no for the last couple weeks I'm not interested in you like that and was nice about it u didnt take it serious apparently so thats y

 

[KXIVN]

Ugly chick try to throw me the p*ssy "I'm celibate"

 

[th_412]

Better question is what lie haven't I told these hoes

 

[Ello_Vee]

I finnesed 4 different broads with Imma virgin let me put the tip in to see how it feel

 

[Mr.bocario]

"I don't even know old girl like that "

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

"I will always be completley honest"

 

[thewiz]

Love you

No I'm not talking to any other females

I could see us really having something

Nah you look better than your friend

Sorry I got a girl (only say that when an ugly joint starts to get ideas)

 

[Dig]

I really care about you

I'm not talking to any other girls

I love you too

I'm sorry