U got the best p*ssy ever.
No chick ever made me Bust getting head.
No chick ever made me Bust getting head.
Lies that you've told women
- Thread starter BaldingSoHard
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I been stopped talkin to her. 
You're the prettiest girl I've ever been with....
I like the way you give head....
I ain't got time for games....
I like the way you give head....
I ain't got time for games....
Sigh I once told a chick I was a astronaut who worked for Nasa, and my co pilot name was Buzz Lightyear
Really my only lie ever was when a girl asked if I loved her and I said no even though I did, because I knew she didn't love me.
Bunchy Carter
I'll Take The Money Over The Honey
One of the funniest lies I told was when I was 18; I was messing with this chick; she was 20 and I met her at my job. She just moves out to LA from the atl to stay with her aunt so she really did not know LA. After talking with her; I found out she lived down the street from me; I can say like 4 blocks and I was like aww shyt. So I told her that I stayed about 2 miles away and I kept that lie up for about 8 months (I really cant remember because it was 10 years ago). When I would pick her up I would time myself and wait about 30-40 mins then go over to her place; she never asked to come over to my place to chill because during that time I was living with my aunt and sleeping on the floor. The problem with her living down the street was that I really could not chill outside and people on my block knew me and it was hard to keep that lie up. The lie ended because she moved back to atlanta because she said she did not like the LA lifestyle.
Flash Thunderton
The 4th Migo
I've known Young Thug and Rich Homie since I was a kid.
None of them believed me tho
None of them believed me tho
wild cherry blossom
lalalalala
Smh
BaldingSoHard
Banned
Made Myself A Boss
#Trolltruck
You're the first white girl I've ever been with 
"I've never been this attracted to a chick before"
