Lies that you've told women

[VegasCAC]

I would never share your nudes you can trust me

I've never been with a (insert her race) before

I would tell you if I was talking to another girl

(To a coworker) I would never fukk more than 1 girl at work at a time

I swear that's just a razor bump down there

 

[VegasCAC]

"I can't use condoms"

I too have an allergic reaction to latex

 

[AMcV'88]

where to begin....where to begin....

 

[jeh]

I did lol. Of course she was like, that name sounds familiar......wait a sec, isnt Buzz Lightyear from toy story....... shrugs shoulders.

 

[DEAD7]

"I delete everything"

 

[Rich Spirit]

I have a tiny dikk

 

[Turk]

I told an ugly chick I'm in a personal relationship wit Jesus Christ and am training to become a monk to make her leave me alone

 

[Drew Wonder]

"I'm just not ready for a relationship right now"(I was, just not with her)

 

[Larry Lobster]

I have no disease.

 

[Larry Lobster]

"My name is Larry"

 

[BrehMan]

I was at (fill in the blank) house.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

when I was in high school talking to some chick on the phone I played lean on me...

...and had her thinking I was singing East Side High's school song...she wasn't the brightest

 

[ScoopNScore]

Told a girl I was on the Giants Practice Squad Said Tom Coughlin's not a bad guy once you get past the exterior Might bring that line out again this fall

Spoiler

I love you too

I couldn't bring myself to hurt her feelings..
Don't judge me..

We've all been there

 

[MarcMan]

"Go ahead and tell me, I don't judge"