Lies told by Girls

[Shameonyou]

what are some lies you heard over the years? (jacked from twitter)

 

[sfgiants]

"my ovulation app says you can creampie me tonight"

 

[Ain't That Something]

You the best I ever had!

We just friends!

That's my cousin!

I have never done that before!

I won't catch feeling for you so you better not catch feelings for me we just fukking!

I'm on birtyh control!

I don't have a boyfriend!

I'm cool on us just being friends (with benifit)

I would make a loyal girlfriend!

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

"Thats the first time I did something like that"

 

[Chris.B]

"I'm mixed"
If I hear a Wesley Snipes looking black girl say this again....

 

[marcuz]

"i dont date thugs"

"it's just hair"

"i don't do that"

 

[neko_804]

You're the father

 

[ClassyME]

Thread reminds me of

 

[Swing]

I hate drama

Im not complicated

Im not jealous

 

[marcuz]

"im not like those other girls"

 

[Sierra Mist]

The baby is yours.
I'm not easy like those other girls.
I want a man who treats me right.
I hate a$$holes.
I hate liars.
I hate cheaters.
My body my choice.
I hate men who play games.
I like a man who is persistent in pursuing me.

 

[Sugar]

I want a good man who will respect me Stupid bytch

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

"he's like a brother to me"

 

[DarlingNikki]

-Your dikk is big.
-I love you.

 

[Sugar]

"he's like a brother to me"

Yo.....wait a minute....

It couldn't be tho...