Lies told by Girls

[Taadow]

"I can eat whatever, just say where you wanna go..."

 

[Sugar]

"I don't mind paying for our dates"

 

[RandomRN86]

"Nothing's wrong"


Of course I will keep working fulltime if we settle down...

 

[Sierra Mist]

I want a man to lead me. *riri
I want equality with men. *riri

 

[King P]

"I don't give head"

 

[ClassyME]

"I don't mind paying for our dates"

but I DON'T mind paying for dates.

 

[ManMade]

"Thats the first time I did something like that"

Heard this one last week

 

[bigmac]

"I can eat whatever, just say where you wanna go..."

Don't even get me started on this

 

[ComputersPutin]

"I'll be right down" or "I'm coming out right now"




*sits in the car and waits*

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

"hold on...dats my mama on the other line...."

^^^^^^^^ at 2 in the morning?!?!

"i listen to all kinds of music..i be diverse"

me: so you listen to Alternative Rock?

her: "what the hell is that??"

 

[Sugar]

but I DON'T mind paying for dates.

Lemme rephrase it then...


"I wouldn't mind paying for the first date"

 

[Steve Piffler]

i'm going to eat out with my girls. it's girls night!
my girls would never cover for me if i cheat.
i need $400 for an abortion, and i already have a ride to the clinic. you don't have to take me.

 

[Sugar]

i'm going to eat out with my girls. it's girls night!
my girls would never cover for me if i cheat.
i need $400 for an abortion, and i already have a ride to the clinic. you don't have to take me.

That's some stone cold shyt there

That bytch is triflin'

 

[Jasmine20]

"he's like a brother to me"

 

[IPunchFaces]

I don't do that on a first date

bytch...just swallow my baby batter so I can go home.