Lies told by Girls

[Cool Dr. Money]

Yo.....wait a minute....

It couldn't be tho...

dont believe that breh

 

[YBE]

"Most of my friends are dudes, I dont really get along with other girls. I dont know why"

You know exactly why.........u fukkin hoe

 

[Rocket Scientist]

All my hair is real
I don't do dirt
I didnt study "then she gets a 100 on test" (heard this in college)
I love to cook (then 3 months in relationship stops cooking)
Honey im gonna stick by you thru thick&thin because I love you
My favorite show is Basketball wives but I dont like drama
I left my charger home,yet continues to text while her battery is fading.
Im not materialistic but i want a nice size ring if you propose.....(glad I never did)

 

[ClassyME]

Lemme rephrase it then...


"I wouldn't mind paying for the first date"

I always get my wallet out. If he wants to pay that's cool... maybe next time. I like paying for the 1st bill. Guy thinks he's paying so we order a full meal along with drinks tryna impress me n shyt lol. Bill commes to $100.00 and I grab the bill like " you'll get the next one."


I'd rather contribute than just sit there like

 

[Sugar]

I always get my wallet out. If he wants to pay that's cool... maybe next time. I like paying for the 1st bill. Guy thinks he's paying so we order a full meal along with drinks tryna impress me n shyt lol. Bill commes to $100.00 and I grab the bill like " you'll get the next one."


I'd rather contribute than just sit there like

You do that tho so you wont feel obligated to give homie some action

I see what ur doing ClassyMe

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I always get my wallet out. If he wants to pay that's cool... maybe next time. I like paying for the 1st bill. Guy thinks he's paying so we order a full meal along with drinks tryna impress me n shyt lol. Bill commes to $100.00 and I grab the bill like " you'll get the next one."


I'd rather contribute than just sit there like

A woman paying for the 1st bill....you are as rare as a "Betamax"

 

[jking23258]

we're just friends

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Ever been Hit with the "I've been Raped" before?

Cryptographic Sequencer of Wayne Tech.
#WayneManor

 

[Mountain]

"you do know im not that type of girl, right?"

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Girl: "why don't you ever confide in me and tell me your secrets"

Dude: "I ain't go no secrets, and if I did, they would be personal for a reason"

Girl: "You can talk to me about anything, I won't tell anybody. You don't trust me?!?!?!"

Dude: *Caves in like a b!tch gives something away*"feels good to get that off of my chest"

1 hour later, broad gets on the phone with her best friend when the n!gga leaves.................

Girl: "OMG girl, you won't believe Tyrone just told me!!!"

Friend:

Girl: "Promise you won't tell anybody"

friend: "Okay....I won't." *proceeds to make a phone call*




Happen to my boy like 2 weeks ago. They broke up and dis n!gga's mental diary is flying all around campus. When females get mad, they don't just cross the line, the burn dat sh!t and hurdle across the flames wit a smile on their face