Lies you told a

[PUT IN WORK]

Edit: Female to smash...pressed "submit"to early... I was talking to this Singaporean chick for 3 weeks that works in the building next to mine. We went to happy hour a few times and i came to the realization that she wasn't gonna put out for awhile or unless I take her to some high class restaurant and that still wasn't a sure thing. I was really craving some Asian sensation without paying premium so I threw a hail mary and told her my job was transferring me to Canada.. It worked but her sex game was wack, puzz was tight but she had me do all the work . She eventually found out when I kept coming back to work and i told her some other dude got transferred. I can tell she ain't believe me...

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

I love u. Or I think we got a chemistry that can last long term.

I dunno. Something along those lines to get the square bytchrs to fck