Life Changing Shyts

[Doobie Doo]

Oh man, stomach in knots and I was feeling bad, real bad, Michael Jackson. Anyways I gave a heads up to my supervisor that I might have to dip cuz I was feeling sick. It felt like I was gonna hurl, stomach in knots, dizziness, sweating, cramping and I could feel the juices from my stomach creeping up my throat. I was wondering what I ingested to cause this cuz I didn't drink heavily over the weekend and I ate all fresh everything. Then I ran to the bathroom figuring I was going to hurl...as I slouched over the toilet to vomit I could feel what I thought was gas. But as I was about to push that fart out I realized it wasn't gas. I quickly squatted on the toilet and proceeding to release the devil who found it's way in my stomach and after 10 minutes

odd shyt cuz my stomach never reacts like that when I have to take a dump. Usually it's just bubble guts and gas. Anybody else ever take a life altering shyt that made your bad day go good?

 

[Scuti]

 

[Harry Sax]

taking a good shyt is one of the greatest feelings on earth