*cops a brand new whip for a long work commute/stuntin in late March*

*$350 for a speeding ticket out of state*

*$500 for repairs for runnin into a parked car*

*got a much lighter speeding ticket a couple weeks back*

*windshield got cracked for the 2nd time from a random rock, new one will cost another $500*
No longer give a fukk about this car
*Tell the cops it just got cracked this morning when I get pulled over*
Edit
*receives notice from insurance company not to body myself by filing another claim anytime soon*