Lil dikk brehs get in here

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Girl tells me all the time that I look like I got a big dikk:takedat:Dont know why but I hate it.:why: I immediately cut off contact when women say that out of fear of getting clowned.

What would you do in the situation? Also im attracted to big asses but how can I go about that? dikk pics? What's the procedure?

Basically how do you navigate life with a lil dikk? Is it as difficult for you as it has for me?
 

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just tell her she is right...tell her your dikk is huge.
tell her to look at her forearm and to make a fist then hit her with the :shaq: and say "yep...that's what i'm packing."

when it comes time to bust out your little man just keep hyping it up.

"you think you can take this huh?"
"i'm afraid i might really hurt you so i'll go slow."
"look at this shyt right here!"

act like it's huge the whole time and hit her with the :myman: when it's all done.
 

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just tell her she is right...tell her your dikk is huge.
tell her to look at her forearm and to make a fist then hit her with the :shaq: and say "yep...that's what i'm packing."

when it comes time to bust out your little man just keep hyping it up.

"you think you can take this huh?"
"i'm afraid i might really hurt you so i'll go slow."
"look at this shyt right here!"

act like it's huge the whole time and hit her with the :myman: when it's all done.
:dead:
 

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just tell her she is right...tell her your dikk is huge.
tell her to look at her forearm and to make a fist then hit her with the :shaq: and say "yep...that's what i'm packing."

when it comes time to bust out your little man just keep hyping it up.

"you think you can take this huh?"
"i'm afraid i might really hurt you so i'll go slow."
"look at this shyt right here!"

act like it's huge the whole time and hit her with the :myman: when it's all done.
This shyt could work. :ohhh: Im guessing I gotta play it as if I really believe im packing.
 

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Also I have no clue what this means

2 separate questions. First is asking how do I go about being with a female with a big ass :noah: but only packing 4 inches. Second question is do I ever send dikk pics? If I do what's the procedure?
 
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Are you tall op? women might assume you're big because they incorrectly think height correlates with size

Undersell it even more.
Let them know you got a micropenis from the jump, then surprise her with the 3 inches of pure adamantium :jawalrus:

just tell her she is right...tell her your dikk is huge.
tell her to look at her forearm and to make a fist then hit her with the :shaq: and say "yep...that's what i'm packing."

when it comes time to bust out your little man just keep hyping it up.

"you think you can take this huh?"
"i'm afraid i might really hurt you so i'll go slow."
"look at this shyt right here!"

act like it's huge the whole time and hit her with the :myman: when it's all done.

:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:
 

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Just joke about how small your dikk is
You should probably go with this OP.

Remember, confidence is always attractive....You'll be better off talking shyt on how the lil mufukka gonna knock her ass out compared to being on some "I apologize for these next 20 mins" sorry ass shyt.
 

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2 separate questions. First is asking how do I go about being with a female with a big ass :noah: but only packing 4 inches. Second question is do I ever send dikk pics? If I do what's the procedure?


lmao :mjlol:.

THEY SAY U LOOK LIKE YOU GOTTA BIG dikk BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW YOU ONLY 4 INCHES. FAM!! LMAO:dead::heh::heh::deadrose::dead::umad:

Just use what you got, own that shyt is all I can say
 
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