Lil Wayne's 100 Worst Lines

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I have listed the first 63 for you allll.......

Lets try and go over the 100 mark........shouldn't be that difficult.......If I made an error with one of them please do not hesitate to tell me and I will fix it.











Please no "That line wasn't that bad......its a metaphor your overreacting mad hard" type of people in here :beli:


1. "Now where ya hoe at
Wipe ya feet on the doormat
I'ma bring the N.O. Back Like a ***** with no back"

2. "get girls wet like backs"


3. "I'm hot like dogs"


4. "My teeth white like shaaady"


5. "My girl is prego [pregnant] but I don't want it, so I'll cut it out like Joey Gladstone"


6. "I got a bytch with me I call her miss without draws I go to the bank they call me mr withdraws"


7. "like the number after 1 I'mma get me 2"


8. Baby I'm an acrobat. Sweetie, I'm a stuntdevil.
You can't get on my level 'cause I am so unleveled"


9. "Check my bio, I started high with 2 Oz, Just like Ohio"


10. "your like a bytch with no ass you aint got shyt"


11. I'm just trying to let my hair back,
and chill where cant see air at, ya hear that. champagne clear liquor put that beer back, i got work so cheap its on sears racks."


12. "I'm in the hood - I'm butta on bread like parkay and I'm all about me like Do Re"


13. "what are you asking, if i don't have the answer
it's probably on the web, like I'm a damn tarantula"


14. "speeding like a cop behind me, tryna catch-up with this girl like some 57 heinz"


15. "I tell my girl when you fukk me better fukk me good cos if another girl could she go fukk me good"


16. "I'm from the jungle when a lion eat a cobra
and I get money, got no "moneyphobia"


17. "Even when I'm laying on my back I'm never backing down"


18. "i got old money, could'a bought a dinosaur"


19. "And I'm gonna be with my dogs like Goof Troop...Money over female dogs bytch roof roof"


20. "coke transactions over the phone, we call them blowjobs"


21. "being fake is p*ssy so ***** I'm a virgin"


22. "I'm a pill popping' animal, syrup sipping ***** I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fukkin antenna"


23. "I'm a minute passed pissed and its about to get shytty."


24. "I always thought I was fly like I had a pigeon on my back."


25. "Sicker than the 3rd floor of the hospital."


26. "My flow is sicker than a patient that is HIV Positive."


27. "I'm wearing white mink like I'm polar bear"


28. "Her head is crazy so she's insane."


29. "You can't see me...Ray Charles."


30. "her toes smelling mint like tic tacs"


31. "I'm fly like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Bee-tle-juice."


32. "Better rapper than what covers your candy"


33. "told a bytch whore hey like the catcher for the Yankees"


34. "I'm not only hot like stove, but I also cook like it's cousin, oven"


35. "Shoot a ***** in his thigh and leg and tell him catch up like Mayonnaise"


36. "a bytch is a female dog and a dog is a man's best friend"


37. "and i know this world is cold and deceiving but i keep my head up like my nose is bleeding"


38. "bytch I'm the bomb like tick tick"


39. "Put me on 4th and long because u know how Wayne kick it"


40. "One finger up and I'm out, cuz you ain't even worth two"


41."I don't know how you love her I wish I never knew her she only gave me brain she was just another tutor"


42. "I call them April babies cuz they fools"


43. " get my cheese like Mickey Mouse so you better donald duck!"


44. "Boy I'm sitting on green like piss in the grass"


45. "after I'm done with this track its gonna need a couple bandages"


46. "I don't know karate but after the brain I kick you out"


47. "It's like the beat was screaming murder me...And I'm a murderer...So I murdered it"


48."And Me I'm Still Spitting Like A Retard
And These ***** Soft They Should Be Rapping In Leotards"


49. "hold on this beat is retarded, so I'ma go short yellow bus flow, and take ya heart like February 1- 4"


50. "I'm hot too, baby girl I'm soup"


51. "My flows crazy! I ain't too sane...but I am the shyt and they just poop stains.."


52. I know the game is crazy its more crazy then its ever been, I'm married to that crazy bytch, call me Kevin Federline"


53. I'm so motherfukking high, I could eat a star"


54. "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna"


55. "Its a celebration....mazel tov"


56. "Put an end to your world like the mayans"

57. "You a sell out but I ain't buying"

58. "Dear Mr Toilet....I'm the shyt".

59. "You a p*ssycat.....hello kitty"

60. When it Waynes, it pours"

61. "In your ass like a tampon"

62. "I'm going in like my water broke

63. "it's weezy baby, no crying / I can say dont rhyme and its gon rhyme".
 

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I aint hating on any of those lines

It aint sick but they are comedic
Just like many papoose punchlines

They arent meant to be sick
Just funny
 

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:dead: @KushSkywalker this dude really made that mr withdraws line?

@TickleMyPickle what a HUGE surprise......not even a page yet and the "It wasn't meant to be ill....its just a silly line" people already popping in

:mjpls:
 
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:dead: @KushSkywalker this dude really made that mr withdraws line?

@TickleMyPickle what a HUGE surprise......not even a page yet and the "It wasn't meant to be ill....its just a silly line" people already popping in

:mjpls:

SO u want me to come at Nas u disgusting filthy Nas stan?:umad:

Tryna make threads disrespect a potential dying man cuz ur a sad filthy Nas stan who walks around in pseudo intellectual style just like the rest of ur pathetic Nas stan not realizing that u are actually dumasses cuz u cant realize nor see the flaws of the rappers u stan and how it translates to their lack of accomplishments...

Nikka u miserable ass nikka...Relishing and eating off the pain and tragedy of others cuz of his style of music and u supposed to be A Nas stan??

What a Lost Black man u are:umad:

fukk outta here fakket..and continue to be a disgrace of a Nas stan fakket
:umad:
 
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I didnt say just a silly line
I said comedic
I can appreciate humor

Whats wrong with that?
That mr withdraws line was hilarious!!




Nas Won!!
 

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You‘re p*ssy, straight up p*ssy.
And stop begging for attention. You aint shyt.
Karma gon get u good, fukkboii.
 

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You‘re p*ssy, straight up p*ssy.
And stop begging for attention. You aint shyt.
Karma gon get u good, fukkboii.

Oh really? Another person who believes in "Karma"

Do you think Yahweh is gonna get you that high paying job also? :lolbron:
 
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