Lin gonna get raped

[He Who Posts Well]

It always takes that one poster to ruin a thread.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Chandler Parsons, that's my Gator

We went to school with some weirdo ass athletes bro. Damn.

 

[wire28]

this whole thread, why is there so much evidence

Damn, I can feel the sexual tension just looking at the gifs, pics, and video.

Chandler never had a gay thought in his life until the time Lin crashed at his house when he first came to Houston. He didnt understand these thoughts. Hed see Lin sitting on the couch watching a game or the funny way he ate and hed get this weird rush. His heart rate would increase and his face would get flush. Those butterflies in his stomach. Some nights hed lay in his bed and all he could think about was Jeremy on his couch. What he was wearing, what he was thinking. It scared him to have these thoughts. Was he gay? Couldnt be. Hed always been turned on by women. Always been with women...yet the thought of Jeremy on his couch had him aching.

But what could he do? He couldnt tell Jeremy how he felt. They were teammates now, and if he didnt feel the same way, there would be trouble. So Chandler does the only thing he could, and play up the gay jokes. They allow him a safe way for him to be close to Jeremy, to touch him in the ways he wants to without revealing himself. But as the days go on, those stupid jokes are becoming less satisfying as they once were. The hand holding and the silly ass grabbing arent satisfying that tension, that urge anymore. Chandler wants more. He needs more. He needs to tell Jeremy how he feels and although this will likely end in disaster, Chandler still holds out hope that Jeremy may secretly share his desires.

and then the poster name

 

[mson]

I can personally tell you this is the epitome of white people humor.

Why is that?

 

[Chrishaune]

this whole thread, why is there so much evidence







and then the poster name

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

always knew this fakkit florida kid was a fakkit

@malbaker86

 

[Listen]

Why is that?

As a whiteman, there is possibly nothing funner than realizing one of your friends/teamates has an issue with something, and then becoming a habitual line stepper on that topic to the point where said individually finally gets ready to fight.

Doing ghey shyt is usually like a gigantic Staples 'that was easy' button on most anyone in general, but WAY easier on a non white male. It's sort of like all those dudes touching Adrian Beltre's head repeatably while he freaks out and threatens to punch them all. Except Chandler is trying to touch a different head.

It's such a white guy thing. No real rhyme or reason to it. shyt is hilarious to me and was part of my childhood in white suburbia.

 

[malbaker86]

always knew this fakkit florida kid was a fakkit

@malbaker86

 

[pete clemenza]

What is up with these two seriously

 

[GzUp]

As a whiteman, there is possibly nothing funner than realizing one of your friends/teamates has an issue with something, and then becoming a habitual line stepper on that topic to the point where said individually finally gets ready to fight.

Doing ghey shyt is usually like a gigantic Staples 'that was easy' button on most anyone in general, but WAY easier on a non white male. It's sort of like all those dudes touching Adrian Beltre's head repeatably while he freaks out and threatens to punch them all. Except Chandler is trying to touch a different head.

It's such a white guy thing. No real rhyme or reason to it. shyt is hilarious to me and was part of my childhood in white suburbia.

ya thats how the jack ass dudes seem to do to one another.

 

[Danny Up]

Didn't yall make this same thread last season?

 

[jadillac]

100 posts and nobody mentions that the Rockets have found their new Steve Francis/Cuttino Mobley

 

[Sam Peel]

What is up with these two seriously

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Damn, I can feel the sexual tension just looking at the gifs, pics, and video.

Chandler never had a gay thought in his life until the time Lin crashed at his house when he first came to Houston. He didnt understand these thoughts. Hed see Lin sitting on the couch watching a game or the funny way he ate and hed get this weird rush. His heart rate would increase and his face would get flush. Those butterflies in his stomach. Some nights hed lay in his bed and all he could think about was Jeremy on his couch. What he was wearing, what he was thinking. It scared him to have these thoughts. Was he gay? Couldnt be. Hed always been turned on by women. Always been with women...yet the thought of Jeremy on his couch had him aching.

But what could he do? He couldnt tell Jeremy how he felt. They were teammates now, and if he didnt feel the same way, there would be trouble. So Chandler does the only thing he could, and play up the gay jokes. They allow him a safe way for him to be close to Jeremy, to touch him in the ways he wants to without revealing himself. But as the days go on, those stupid jokes are becoming less satisfying as they once were. The hand holding and the silly ass grabbing arent satisfying that tension, that urge anymore. Chandler wants more. He needs more. He needs to tell Jeremy how he feels and although this will likely end in disaster, Chandler still holds out hope that Jeremy may secretly share his desires.

I Legit Have Tears In My Eyes

 

[ThugLife]

I Legit Have Tears In My Eyes

Saw this post and your username n thought I was in the Knicks playoff thread