Lion Attacks Teacher Who Volunteered To Prove Lions Are Not Aggressive During A Circus Show In Peru

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Under your avatar it says "Living life 1/4 a mile at a time"

You a drag car racer?

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@Mr. Somebody how would you have used BJJ to turn around the hold the Lion had applied :lupe:
I probably would have performed a rolling knee bar from the turtle position on that lion rather effortlessly. This is why its important to train hard friend. So when lions grab you by the back of your neck like a kitten and attempt to do donuts around a circus cage holding your limp body you dont have to rely on the ring leader to beat the lion into submission, you can actually instinctively disable the lions knee caps yourself, effortlessly, friend. Please train brazillian jiujitsu yall. Its so important.


Ive performed this technique on 285 pounds of pure muscle so why not a lion :manny: Being a lion doesnt prevent you from being subject to the laws of physics.

Effortlessly, friend. :sitdown:
 

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I probably would have performed a rolling knee bar from the turtle position on that lion rather effortlessly. This is why its important to train hard friend. So when lions grab you by the back of your neck like a kitten and attempt to do donuts around a circus cage you dont have to rely on the ring leader to beat the lion into submission, you can actually disable the lions knee caps yourself, effortlessly, friend. Please train brazillian jiujitsu yall. Its so important.


Ive performed this technique on 285 pounds of pure muscle so why not a lion :manny: Being a lion doesnt prevent you from being subject to the laws of physics.

Effortlessly, friend. :sitdown:


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