Huey Shootin
Banned
This is so wrong.
Lion Attacks Teacher Who Volunteered To Prove Lions Are Not Aggressive During A Circus Show In Peru
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This is so wrong.
I probably would have performed a rolling knee bar from the turtle position on that lion rather effortlessly. This is why its important to train hard friend. So when lions grab you by the back of your neck like a kitten and attempt to do donuts around a circus cage holding your limp body you dont have to rely on the ring leader to beat the lion into submission, you can actually instinctively disable the lions knee caps yourself, effortlessly, friend. Please train brazillian jiujitsu yall. Its so important.
Ive performed this technique on 285 pounds of pure muscle so why not a lionBeing a lion doesnt prevent you from being subject to the laws of physics.
Effortlessly, friend.
But, male Lions can get up to 600lbs and while they don't know BJJ they do sprawl, get low and the mane on the males protect their necks from attacks
Any move you try that fails will result in death, tapping wont stop the King from feasting 
why would they teach a 9 year old girl to shoot a UZI of all guns??I can barely control the 3 round burst on a M-4 and im a grown man
Darwin award.
I feel bad for the girl, there's no logical reason for an adult to be teaching a 9 year old how to fire an uzi.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
But, male Lions can get up to 600lbs and while they don't know BJJ they do sprawl, get low and the mane on the males protect their necks from attacks
You clearly havnt been training.
A mane cant protect a lion from a rear naked choke friend and if i took a lions back the way he took that womans?Im not getting off. 
A sprawled lion is only going to get Peruvian necktied where im from friend
You clearly havnt been training.
A sprawled lion is only going to get Peruvian necktied where im from friend
You really want to put this -
Between your legs breh? You're applying human fighting rules to animals, like that big cat isn't going to take your entire thigh or abdomen as a chew toy.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Animals dont really bite when they're trying to breath friend. They wheeze and gasp.
You really want to put this -
Between your legs breh? You're applying human fighting rules to animals, like that big cat isn't going to take your entire thigh or abdomen as a chew toy.
And if not a necktie, your standard Guillotine choke will do.
physics, lol. The only physics is that lion is several times stronger than a man. Same rules don't apply because you're comparing an animal that regular takes down other animals bigger, faster and stronger than humans, while humans have basically had in soft in comparison for thousands of years.
I probably would have performed a rolling knee bar from the turtle position on that lion rather effortlessly. This is why its important to train hard friend. So when lions grab you by the back of your neck like a kitten and attempt to do donuts around a circus cage holding your limp body you dont have to rely on the ring leader to beat the lion into submission, you can actually instinctively disable the lions knee caps yourself, effortlessly, friend. Please train brazillian jiujitsu yall. Its so important.
Ive performed this technique on 285 pounds of pure muscle so why not a lion
Effortlessly, friend.
Truly you are a blessing among us mere mortal men.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Im mortal too. Im not saying a lion has no chance at defeating me im just saying i have a 99 percent chance of beating one in peak Brazillian jiujitsu shape, friend. A knee bared lion does not bite, it licks like o wow ok friend, i didnt know you knew BJJ, lets be friends and as a token of our friendship please take me to a veterinarian and i'll lick you affectionately in exchange, friend.
damn that was vicious and no surprising.
BlackAchilles
Veteran
We only act like we can tame big cats, and they just mostly go along with it. But the second you slip up ...
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Even lions get forced to Lean BACK
Im mortal too. Im not saying a lion has no chance at defeating me im just saying i have a 99 percent chance of beating one in peak Brazillian jiujitsu shape, friend. A knee bared lion does not bite, it licks like o wow ok friend, i didnt know you knew BJJ, lets be friends and as a token of our friendship please take me to a veterinarian and i'll lick you affectionately in exchange, friend.
fukk did I just read, brehs?
"O Wow OK friend, I didn't know you knew BJJ!"