The shyt is comical, such limited imaginations on these dudes. I'd be judging all sorts of bikini contests in other countries during the offseason, my bytches would come equipped with tourist visas, when one expires another would be on the way.
Like, would dudes rather have old ass Lisa Ann or this -
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I need to relocate ASAP![]()



Always in these threads some jagaloon has to accuse coli members of hating.
Get the fukk out my face with that bullshyt.
If you're a multi-millionaire athlete with access to top flight bytches, you're a damn fool to fukk around with a woman like Lisa Ann who, in her 20+ year career as a porn actress, has slept with hundreds, perhaps thousands of men.
Saying that we coli members would sleep with her isn't the point. It's not the same thing. It's not even the same league. It's not even the same fukking sport...to paraphrase from Pulp Fiction.
Get real, man.
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The shyt is comical, such limited imaginations on these dudes. I'd be judging all sorts of bikini contests in other countries during the offseason, my bytches would come equipped with tourist visas, when one expires another would be on the way.
Like, would dudes rather have old ass Lisa Ann or this -
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As she said in the article, the appeal of going to a Lisa Ann instead of some 10 instagram model of club chick is the discretion. This is why it makes even more sense to get with someone famous if you yourself are famous. Sure, the instagram chick might be younger/prettier than a Lisa Ann, but when you trapped with a baby or an domestic abuse charge, you lose. Ain't nobody tryna be on that Summerjam Screen. Lisa Ann provides security and discretion. Something that is very valuable to a celebrity/athlete, in a way normal folks don't have to worry about. It's the prudent decision to make.

nikkas still don't get it. You not paying for just the p*ssy, you......nevermind. Forget it young fella.Athletes and rappers paying for poosay
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Discretion? we know the players she was talking about
And a few of them were married at the time she just aired them out.

lol yeah she fukked up with that one, but in general that's the principle behind the theory, I don't think she meant to put them on like that![]()
The risk of ending up like Marcedes Lewis is just too high - I didn't understand that part either.
Why bring up their mothers and ask them if they'd be okay with someone fukking their mothers, and how does that make them better men?![]()
Any upper echelon multi millionaires??
I'm not saying white dudes don't like her, ..sighs, let's just say I doubt
White dudes who are millionaires much like basketball players are putting her on a pedestal
Besides that one exception hockey dude.

Especially if they got itnikkas still don't get it. You not paying for just the p*ssy, you......nevermind. Forget it young fella.

As she said in the article, the appeal of going to a Lisa Ann instead of some 10 instagram model of club chick is the discretion. This is why it makes even more sense to get with someone famous if you yourself are famous. Sure, the instagram chick might be younger/prettier than a Lisa Ann, but when you trapped with a baby or an domestic abuse charge, you lose. Ain't nobody tryna be on that Summerjam Screen. Lisa Ann provides security and discretion. Something that is very valuable to a celebrity/athlete, in a way normal folks don't have to worry about. It's the prudent decision to make.