List 5 Good Reasons For A Man To Get Married

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The reasons yall give are nice and all.

Married men live longer? A house cat lives longer than a lion, too. :skip:

You get tax benefits? Which goes to spending more money for her shyt. :skip:

You always have someone in your corner? :ehh: This is true. Until they cheat on you. :skip:



In all seriousness marriage can be a beautiful thing. But the downsides are real. :mjcry:
 

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1) Married couples report greater sexual satisfaction. The highest levels of sexual satisfaction were reported by individuals who were in married, monogamous relationships, while those who were single or cohabiting reported slightly lower levels of sexual satisfaction.

2) Being married increases the likelihood of affluence. This association applied to all age groups.

3) Married men make more money. Taking into consideration a number of factors including educational attainment, compared with unmarried peers, married men earned, on average, 20 percent more in wages.

4) Marriage is associated with a lower mortality risk. Compared to married individuals, those who have never been married had nearly twice the mortality risk. Divorced or separated individuals ran a mortality risk more than 50 percent higher than those who were married. The black-white mortality gap narrowed when marital status was taken into account.

http://www.familyfacts.org/briefs/1/the-benefits-of-marriage

5) MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN. By choosing a bride 15-17 years younger, a man can cut his risk of premature death by 20 per cent. Even choosing a wife seven to nine years younger will reduce his risk of dying early by 11 per cent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-woman-save-life-sends-HER-early-grave.html

Why am I not surprised at 5 :comeon:
 

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it's easy for brehs to shout that they're about that #GMB lifestyle when they're young and have options. :mjpls:

let's see if you're hollering that at age 40... or when you're older and alone. :sas2:


ironically, i do agree with 90%~ of anti-marriage rationale... however, good luck finding a worthwhile woman who's willing to just settle with companionship, especially when you become older and more :flabbynsick:


chances are, if she's a 'good' woman, there will be simps lining up to make her a wife if you won't :mjpls:


we damned if we do, damned if we don't ... that's the reality when you're about that #gmb lifestyle but want a woman worthwhile:to:
 

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Da fukk you should. A wife and kids are expensive as shyt. Not to mention all the debt you incur and are paying off from the marriage itself. Not to mention the debt you bring into the marriage when you marry your wife and you two are paying off both your shyt. There have been studies done that show just buying a high class escort every now and then is cheaper than a wife.
I'm not going to argue with you about marriage. Get married or not i don't care either way. :manny:
 

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I'm being legit with this question. Can somebody list five reasons for a man to get married? Reasons that would benefit the man himself. I was thinking on this earlier and was coming to a blank.
Religion
Raising kids with both parents
Having a life partner inssures yall down foe life
Families run this world, not baby mamas/daddies

Think of another, later. But, I'm not pressed abt marriage, tho. But, I respect it.
 

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Im all for marriage with the right woman. :manny:

1 men are supposed to live longer married
2 you have a companion for life. That really matters when your old.
3You always have somebody in your corner
4 you save more money
5 tax breaks

The reasons yall give are nice and all.

Married men live longer? A house cat lives longer than a lion, too. :skip:

You get tax benefits? Which goes to spending more money for her shyt. :skip:

You always have someone in your corner? :ehh: This is true. Until they cheat on you. :skip:



In all seriousness marriage can be a beautiful thing. But the downsides are real. :mjcry:

I always laugh at the "tax breaks " thing.:mjlol:

The funny thing is that if your combined salary is more than 149k there is a tax PENALTY. So if both of you make around 74k each (which isnt an unattainable goal) not only does the benefit disappear, you get penalized. :heh:

http://www.financialsamurai.com/at-what-income-level-does-the-marriage-penalty-tax-kick-in/
 

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No real benefit to getting married other than appeasing significant other, appeasing family who put marriage on a pedestal, getting to take advantage of certain insurance/tax benefits. All that other shyt is a powerful lie. Two people can be with each other and not get married and get all the upside that apparently comes from getting married.
 

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Yeah because the typical divorce resembles chris Rock.

1. Live longer
2. More Sex
3. Better Sex
4. Better Kids
5. Dual Incomes
You're married, great for you. Mazel mazel, good things.

If you didn't see that I was joking, I don't know what else to say.

:manny:
 

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