Murkman
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If you walking through the door coming home from something, and you forgot to close it as she's already arguing with you, do not take another step forward and stay in place, this is to your advantage.
For example, play a trick on her:
If she's mad at why you don't feel like going out, and you give a reason why, don't say shyt afterwards and let her voice take up the entire room. When she's in her feelings, run out the fukking door and make a detour, she'll be like
and follow your ass, but will stop because she won't know where you ran off to. While she is stuck trying to figure out where you went, sprint like Usain back to your door, slam it shut, then lock it. She'll turn around and realized what happened 
, knocking on the door to let her back in, giving you bullshyt reasons to "make it up".
Now to really get back at her, mock that bytch with "I thought you wanted to GO OUT!?"
You can win arguments against them bro, just outsmart arguing with girlfriends, using their own fukkery against them.
For example, play a trick on her:
If she's mad at why you don't feel like going out, and you give a reason why, don't say shyt afterwards and let her voice take up the entire room. When she's in her feelings, run out the fukking door and make a detour, she'll be like
and follow your ass, but will stop because she won't know where you ran off to. While she is stuck trying to figure out where you went, sprint like Usain back to your door, slam it shut, then lock it. She'll turn around and realized what happened , knocking on the door to let her back in, giving you bullshyt reasons to "make it up".Now to really get back at her, mock that bytch with "I thought you wanted to GO OUT!?"You can win arguments against them bro, just outsmart arguing with girlfriends, using their own fukkery against them.
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let them get heated while you stay cool as a light breeze 
