Listing your ailments is not an effective flirting method

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I've noticed something.
A few times I've noticed that some chick who's interested in getting to know me will find a way to make conversation with me by telling me how physically fukked up she is.
Maybe it just me, but I can definitely recall ongoing conversations with certain chicks about their neverending chronic ailments.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was okay. I was in bed the whole time.":to:
"ORLY? Why?"
"The pain from my fibroids was so bad I couldn't move. Then, that triggered my migraines. So I just took a Children's Tylenol and tried to sleep."
:picard:

I could understand wanting a sympathetic ear. But you cant put all that out there and campaign for some D, too.

"So where do you be on weekends?" :takedat:
"Sometimes I'll meet up with my people at a bar and watch some basketball. This weekend, I went to City Winery to see Lalah Hathaway."
'I like her. That was probably fun. I didn't know she was here. I keep hearing about City Winery but I never go. I don't be doin nothing on the weekend.":sas2:

Rinse and repeat these two conversations. I don't know how this shyt plays out in chick's heads. But if you constantly telling me that you suffer from crippling back pain, how can I blow your back out if its already blown out? What can we really do for each other?

I start my stroke, I look down and she's like :sadbron:

And is it still just me or does medicine not work on women?

"Aw, man. Has your doctor given you something for it?"
"I got a prescription for China White heroin but makes me feel weird. I only take it if my son is spending the night with his dad."
"Does it help with the pain?"
"Just a little bit.":ld:

This shyt gotta have happened to somebody else.
 
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I've noticed something.
A few times I've noticed that some chick who's interested in getting to know me will find a way to make conversation with me by telling me how physically fukked up she is.
Maybe it just me, but I can definitely recall ongoing conversations with certain chicks about their neverending chronic ailments.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was okay. I was in bed the whole time.":to:
"ORLY? Why?"
"The pain from my fibroids was so bad I couldn't move. Then, that triggered my migraines. So I just took a Children's Tylenol and tried to sleep."
:picard:

I could understand wanting a sympathetic ear. But you cant put all that out there and campaign for some D, too.

"So where do you be on weekends?" :takedat:
"Sometimes I'll meet up with my people at a bar and watch some basketball. This weekend, I went to City Winery to see Lalah Hathaway."
'I like her. That was probably fun. I didn't know she was here. I keep hearing about City Winery but I never go. I don't be doin nothing on the weekend.":sas2:

Rinse and repeat these two conversations. I don't know how this shyt plays out in chick's heads. But if you constantly telling me that you suffer from crippling back pain, how can I blow your back out if its already blown out? What can we really do for each other?

I start my stroke, I look down and she's like :sadbron:

And its it just me or does medicine not work on women?

"Aw, man. Has your doctor given you something for it?"
"I got a prescription for China White heroin but makes me feel weird. I only take it if my son is spending the night with his dad."
"Does it help with the pain?"
"Just a little bit.":ld:

This shyt gotta have happened to somebody else.
The Atl City Winery?

And yeah that definitely kills the mood when females do it imo

Its one thing if theyre legitimately hurt, but some of them do sympathy-fish
 

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Yooo this sounds like my ex:mjlol:

Or ex ex ex ex as she is or whatever. All kinds of fukked up, she made bad choices

She will ring me occasionally and if i do bother answering ill start the conversation light n jovial but in minutes its all misery and pain. Shortly after im spongebobbing out of there. fukk listening to all that im not some emotional doormat :hhh:
 
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