Literally laying in the bed right now under the covers while working remotely from home. AMA.

[ORDER_66]

Why you trying to conversate with The Coli (board filled with mainly males and few trehs) while under the covers breh?

OP right now:

 

[Elim Garak]

To be serious though I work from home and have a laptop but I prefer working at my desk and would never get that comfortable to work from bed lol.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Care to explain the pic vio?

 

[sportscribe]

Have your feet dangle in the air as you ask random strangers to ask you anything brehs.

 

[breakfuss]

Probably laying on your stomach with your feet in the air. This ain’t Reddit nikka

Why you telling us you laying in bed under some cover?

See, I’m trying to understand this scenario as well. What kind of occupation affords this man the luxury of snuggling under his blanket while trolling the Coli.com all day? For some reason he doesn’t want to put other people on and to me that just isn’t right. It’s not.

I don’t want to assume anything crazy but my mind jumped to OnlyFans or Chaturbate . Those people are usually set up on their bed. @Neo The Resurrected ONE is that why details are so scarce in the thread? You said ASK ME ANYTHING but haven’t answered…well, anything. That’s not how this works @Neo The Resurrected ONE.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I just wanted to know what it is you do for work so that I might boss up like you one day. Why you catching a ‘tude?

Sheesh, brothers never wanna see nobody else come up. Crabs in a barrel, I tell ya.

Nxgga you called me a liar. Go to hell.

 

[Roger king]

Thats good for you cool, but alot of folks have to go out there to hussle for the daily bread and to survive and put food on the table

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

OP right now:

Throw a laptop next to him and you would be right. I was even grinning like an idiot, life is good

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Thats good for you cool, but alot of folks have to go out there to hussle for the daily bread and to survive and put food on the table

I know. And I feel terrible

If it's any consolation, I do have to go into the office for my 2nd job.















































But my second job is literally working for myself cause I own it

 

[HovaNas]

Did you get the security cert?

 

[Digital Omen]

See, I’m trying to understand this scenario as well. What kind of occupation affords this man the luxury of snuggling under his blanket while trolling the Coli.com all day? For some reason he doesn’t want to put other people on and to me that just isn’t right. It’s not.

I don’t want to assume anything crazy but my mind jumped to OnlyFans or Chaturbate . Those people are usually set up on their bed. @Neo The Resurrected ONE is that why details are so scarce in the thread? You said ASK ME ANYTHING but haven’t answered…well, anything. That’s not how this works @Neo The Resurrected ONE.

Yeah it is fishy but here's a WFH actual job: Customer Engagement Manager (or Success mgr. same shyt)
As a CEM, you'll do 2 actual hours of work (looking shyt up, waiting for an answer from a co-worker, emailing/Slacking clients back and forth) and then of course the usual calls/meetings.

It's basically one step above call center/IT help desk shyt but at the same time it's 6 figs WFH company provides everything uncapped PTO company paid health and dental work from anywhere culture
And once your work is done and there are no meetings, you can fukk off the rest of the day doing what you feel.
So far I've gotten 2 certs and written a half hour script

Typical day: log on around 8:30, stand up call at 10, client call at 1 pm
calls are usually half an hour
the rest of the day is yours

How do you get this dream job?

Be a vet, CEM related cert, Masters, 5+ years exp, VA disability rating, security clearance

Downside: It is the tech industry so you're subject to lay offs and such

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Did you get the security cert?

Nope, still working on it. Studying tonight

Still gotta get this networking down too. Subnetting

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yeah it is fishy but here's a WFH actual job: Customer Engagement Manager (or Success mgr. same shyt)
As a CEM, you'll do 2 actual hours of work (looking shyt up, waiting for an answer from a co-worker, emailing/Slacking clients back and forth) and then of course the usual calls/meetings.

It's basically one step above call center/IT help desk shyt but at the same time it's 6 figs WFH company provides everything uncapped PTO company paid health and dental work from anywhere culture
And once your work is done and there are no meetings, you can fukk off the rest of the day doing what you feel.
So far I've gotten 2 certs and written a half hour script

Typical day: log on around 8:30, stand up call at 10, client call at 1 pm
calls are usually half an hour
the rest of the day is yours

How do you get this dream job?

Be a vet, CEM related cert, Masters, 5+ years exp, VA disability rating, security clearance

Downside: It is the tech industry so you're subject to lay offs and such

Which is why you don't let no grass grow under your feet. I'm already planning my next move


They can lay me off but by the time they do that, I plan to have several more streams of income where I won't even miss the money.

 

[Digital Omen]

Which is why you don't let no grass grow under your feet. I'm already planning my next move


They can lay me off but by the time they do that, I plan to have several more streams of income where I won't even miss the money.

You're a CEM?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

You're a CEM?

Software engineer. Learning security/networking currently.