Little cheat codes everyone should know?

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- have attractive parents and be tall with a strong hairline and facial hair if u want to bag hoes easier

- have wealthy parents if you don't want to struggle through life

- have intelligent parents with high IQs so you'll get off to a better start academically

- try not to be born in a third world country and you atleast have your foot in the door

- if ur born white, chances are you're already middle class or above



true cheat codes
 

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  • Cheaper to keep her
  • If you are tempted by another woman, shake her hand and just walk away
  • Don't have a relationship with a woman that shares a huge portion of your interests (easy to have your own space at times)
  • Make the first move with introducing yourself to the parents of the woman you going to be with (trust they will respect you even after it goes badly)
  • Live with regrets to help with avoiding making the same mistakes
 

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- have attractive parents and be tall with a strong hairline and facial hair if u want to bag hoes easier

- have wealthy parents if you don't want to struggle through life

- have intelligent parents with high IQs so you'll get off to a better start academically

- try not to be born in a third world country and you atleast have your foot in the door

- if ur born white, chances are you're already middle class or above



true cheat codes

What didn’t you get about “little” :mjtf:

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- have attractive parents and be tall with a strong hairline and facial hair if u want to bag hoes easier

- have wealthy parents if you don't want to struggle through life

- have intelligent parents with high IQs so you'll get off to a better start academically

- try not to be born in a third world country and you atleast have your foot in the door

- if ur born white, chances are you're already middle class or above



true cheat codes

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  • Cheaper to keep her
  • If you are tempted by another woman, shake her hand and just walk away
  • Don't have a relationship with a woman that shares a huge portion of your interests (easy to have your own space at times)
  • Make the first move with introducing yourself to the parents of the woman you going to be with (trust they will respect you even after it goes badly)
  • Live with regrets to help with avoiding making the same mistakes
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at Chipotle, ask for a side of guacamole instead of putting the guac right on the burrito... you get much more in the side cup

put a little bit of (white,distilled) vinegar in your detergent cup with detergent when you wash socks, will have them smelling immaculate

leave a spare jacket in your trunk, just in case (car breaks down, bad weather, out of gas etc.)

ignore cacs (this shyt works 100%)

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  • Cheaper to keep her
  • If you are tempted by another woman, shake her hand and just walk away
  • Don't have a relationship with a woman that shares a huge portion of your interests (easy to have your own space at times)
  • Make the first move with introducing yourself to the parents of the woman you going to be with (trust they will respect you even after it goes badly)
  • Live with regrets to help with avoiding making the same mistakes

I like the shaking hands with temptation part. Shows a lot about your character :salute:
 
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