Little cheat codes everyone should know?

[badboys11]

9/10 YOU ARE A SUICIDAL PERSON BURNING IN HELLFIRE IN THIS LIFE AND DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!

i dont know the context behind this but goddamn

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

i dont know the context behind this but goddamn

PLEASE ETERNAL HELLFIRE STOP RAPING ME!!!!

 

[Originalman]

fukking millenials

up up down down left right left right B A select and start.

 

[Ghpstface]

-if your girl gets pregnant and you don't want it, rubbing the inside of her panties with two double a batteries will dissolve the baby.

-if a bunch of illegal scumbags move into your apartment complex, get a dog whistle and blow it throughout the day. mexicans have a mutation that allows them to hear on the same frequency as a dog and it will drive them crazy. eventually they will move out. or you can just call ice.

 

[King Frost]

rub one out before meeting up with a chick

either you don't bang her or last longer than usual if you do

win win

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

If you are a bank manager or deal with money transactions in retail,banking etc. Morally test your employees!When I was in retail managers would randomly leave dollar bills around $1,$5 and they would see which employees would report the money and which would take it. The employees that reported the $ got to keep the $ ,the ones that took the $ the managers took note and after a while the employees were let go.As a manager you can't afford to have morally corrupted workers especially in banking

lol at this. nothing to do with you personally but bankers and banks are the biggest pieces of shyt/ most corrupt people/industries in the world and part of the reason why the country is so fukked. lol @ cant afford to have morally corrupted workers I bet your CEO is a huge piece of shyt. sorry rant over, nothing to do with you personally.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

Anyways,
- Mind your business
- Keep a spare set of everything in your trunk (clothes, phone charger cable etc.)
- Keep at least $20 in your car

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

using local blogs to find cheap or free summer activity in the city for you and your girl

movies in the park
festivals
markets
even skill classes

spending time with someone can be expensive. minimize the damage.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

some libraries have amazing resources

print books
3d printer
sound and video recording equipment (green screen, beat machines)

leave the house...

 

[BrehMan]

1. Keep a mini composition book (I just bought a pack of 3 from Dollar Tree for $1) with you at all times so that you can write down ideas that you think of out of the blue, websites addresses that catch your attention, etc. Review it at least once a week and further research it when you have free time.

2. If you figure out a loophole/hack to make more money, don't tell a CAC.