1. Damn you’d figure this was in Australia if he was white lmao
2. This shyt almost happened to me in my youth. You know that saying you couldn’t see a snake in the bush if it looked you in the eye or something? I had that literal moment on some spiritual shyt
My grandad tells me to wash the fishing poles after a run, so I do, I finally finalize, head to put the hose up, and my head all in front of the bush for like 10 seconds till my instinct kicks in and I decide to look up
nikka, I swear, it was this thick ass, black snake
I’m like
Snake like

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But he was really probably like
could’ve got fukked up that day
