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http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level.
Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.
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Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”
Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.
The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bytch forever.”
“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.
Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bytch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “****** music” over and over.
Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.
The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
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Pig skins have a legit bestiality, suicidal, and pedophilia problem in their community. At first, I thought it was white boys, but I've noticed every month there's a white girl getting caught banging multiple students. Something about that race... they just don't prefer having sex with adults. Even the girls that white boys date are typically built like children (no thighs, hips, t*ts, etc).

This reminds of one time when I was on a forum, and pig skins were asking for advice on how to incorporate their dogs into their sex lives. White boy was like "how can I get my dog to plow my wife." And I saw a snow bunny asking how to encourage her dog to eat her out.
 

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A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!"

He asks the bartender, "What's this 'test' you have?"

The bartender says, "Well first, you gotta chug a gallon of pepper tequilla. Next, you have to go out back and pull the sore tooth out of our angry alligator. And finally, we have a girl up stairs who's never slept with a man, and you gotta go make things right with her."

Laughing, the man exclaims, "Well that sounds like the stupidest test I've ever heard of!"

He leaves to get drunk with his friends. Later that night, the man comes back to the bartender absolutely hammered drunk.

"Ok bartender! Let's do this test!"

The bartender hands him a gallon of pepper tequilla, and before he could warn him, the man starts chugging it. Teary eyed and near the point of fainting, the man finishes the gallon and slams it on the counter. Stunned, the bartender leads him out back to the alligator. A few minutes pass, and after a bunch of screaming and clatter, the man stumbles back in. His shirt is torn up and his body is bleeding profusely.

He stares at the bartender and says, "Ok bartender, where's the girl with the sore tooth?"
 

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Didnt read the thread, didnt read any posts, i just scrolled down to hand you this L for living in Florida:francis:
 

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when a person chooses to fukk an Alligator, that's a firm decision that you're outta the human p*ssy game indefinitely.

you're not gonna get some Alligator p*ssy on Tuesday and say "oh, lemme call Charlene on Thursday" nah... it doesn't work like that.

he made a life decision. :scusthov:
 
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