Living with IBS IS NOT FUNNY

Rozay Oro

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Trust my condition is fine at the moment but there was a time where I used to live in the bathroom. I used to have a ritual. Once I finished eating, I take 30 minutes by the toilet just to prepare for the worst.
That’s awful. I’d just eat via IV syringe and soft foods. fukk all that. I know my hypothetical is bullshyt but damn I don’t wish on anybody but cacs
 

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I swear. I was just at burger king. Thing mf Mexican ordered 40 mf meals n then some. He was there for 15 minutes. These mfs have their bathrooms closed. So... :troll:
 

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Me too....


And I’m sensitive about mine. :mjcry:


:mjcry:I feel you. If I could just have the cure for this shyt, I would cry a thousand tears. This shyt is like a life sentence for the wrong reasons.

I got to live with the fact that I will have to attend infusion centers every 6 weeks just to live without pain:shaq2:
 

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I have it. I try not to eat before work and I skip lunch sometimes because I gotta hit the bathroom like 30 mins afterwards most times. Rough but I’ve been managing for years now. It’s not a funny thing to deal with despite jokes people be saying once you mention it.
 

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:mjcry:I feel you. If I could just have the cure for this shyt, I would cry a thousand tears. This shyt is like a life sentence for the wrong reasons.

I got to live with the fact that I will have to attend infusion centers every 6 weeks just to live without pain:shaq2:
This mf Mexican came around the counter like what are are you doing? I was wiping my ass with napkins in privacy. The whole staff came out. So y'all were just watching me period. It wasn't obvious. Smh. Mexican.
 

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That’s awful. I’d just eat via IV syringe and soft foods. fukk all that. I know my hypothetical is bullshyt but damn I don’t wish on anybody but cacs

Forreal. I would not wish this shyt on anybody from enemy to my b*stard of a stepfather. This is something I put in the back of my mind because it damn near almost killed me in 2003. I went from 200ish pounds to 120 in a matter of months. To this day, I live to tell the tale and pray for those struggling with having such illnesses like IBS and Crohn's Disease.
 

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This mf Mexican came around the counter like what are are you doing? I was wiping my ass with napkins in privacy. The whole staff came out. So y'all were just watching me period. It wasn't obvious. Smh. Mexican.

Reminds me of the time that I damn near shytted on myself going home. As soon as I even got off the bus, I felt the rush of that shyt coming at alarming rates. I make sure I get my treatments just to avoid those horror stories again.
 

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Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Basically most of the food you eat is like a crap shoot literally. You could be straight, or end up throwing up or shytting on yourself all the way to the bathroom.

I be thinking I have it sometimes. I be having to use the bathroom right after leaving a restaurant sometimes:mjcry:
 

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I have IBS as well. Sometimes, I'll go through really rough patches. But I always look on the bright side and realize that it could be much worse. I really feel for the people with Crohn's.

IBS is manageable if you find what type of foods trigger your symptoms. Low FODMAPS diet is a great way to do this.
 
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I be thinking I have it sometimes. I be having to use the bathroom right after leaving a restaurant sometimes:mjcry:


I mean. If I were you, I would get that checked out. My wife has the same thing but her condition is not as brutal as mines. Then again, she's hard headed because she goes in on cheese, knowing damn well that shyt will send her to the bathroom for hours.
 

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I know I have some mild form of ibs. I get really painful stomach cramps at night. Sometimes I feel like in need to shyt only as soon as I sit down, the cramps and needing to shyt feeling goes away. Then 20min after getting back in bed, I get the bad cramps again and I just have to deal with it. I don’t eat fried foods, or drink like that and don’t like soda. Almost never drink it. I also feel overly bloated even when I don’t eat much at all.

I’m going to do a body flush and go back vegetarian again for a bit to shock my body. Hopefully that help.
 

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I have IBS as well. Sometimes, I'll go through really rough patches. But I always look on the bright side and realize that it could be much worse. I really feel for the people with Crohn's.

Breh...them flare ups are hell. I haven't had terrible ones like my younger years, but once it hits...it really is a whole different type of pain.

Like straight up the devil is tickling you with fiery hands :whoa:
 
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