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“Hey yall, I eat 2000 calories a day above maintenance. I am sooooooo fierce!”

:martin:has there ever been a period of time where people felt so empowered by gluttony and approval from others? At one time, being big meant you were rich. Now you can be poor and sassy, and as long as you roll your neck and talk with a lisp, you can be an icon on the internet for the low price of rating too much.
For the first time in my life, I'm going to have to blame black men for this :wow:


White boys had them bytches cocaine thin all through the 1900s.. The most they'd let slide, was Marilyn Monroe who was a size 14 (8 now).. Other than that, if you was a fat white woman, you were a comedian or side part to the good looking one....

But naaaaaaaaah. We just had to promote thick women and fat asses cause "black women are built different." Which was cool in the 80s and 90s... But by 1998 when the south blew up, it was already too late. We fukked around and invented "thick" for having a fat ass and just gave the title to literally ANY fat bytch.. nikkas would even try to correct them... "Nah bro she ain't thick she fat...." "Man NAH... She THICK I said.. Look at that ass.. Don't matter if she 350.. She got a thick ass and thighs breh"


Every time some fat black woman was trotted out, ignorant ass nikkas was first to be on some "Our women shaped different" and "don't matter long as the ass fat" and "oh you must like white girls"



But none of them... Absolutely none of them.... Were ever pushing any exercise, nutrition, or anti obesity... Which is why black women are the biggest women in america :mjcry:
 

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For the first time in my life, I'm going to have to blame black men for this :wow:


White boys had them bytches cocaine thin all through the 1900s.. The most they'd let slide, was Marilyn Monroe who was a size 14 (8 now).. Other than that, if you was a fat white woman, you were a comedian or side part to the good looking one....

But naaaaaaaaah. We just had to promote thick women and fat asses cause "black women are built different." Which was cool in the 80s and 90s... But by 1998 when the south blew up, it was already too late. We fukked around and invented "thick" for having a fat ass and just gave the title to literally ANY fat bytch.. nikkas would even try to correct them... "Nah bro she ain't thick she fat...." "Man NAH... She THICK I said.. Look at that ass.. Don't matter if she 350.. She got a thick ass and thighs breh"


Every time some fat black woman was trotted out, ignorant ass nikkas was first to be on some "Our women shaped different" and "don't matter long as the ass fat" and "oh you must like white girls"



But none of them... Absolutely none of them.... Were ever pushing any exercise, nutrition, or anti obesity... Which is why black women are the biggest women in america :mjcry:
bytches was on diet pills and hella coke. Then sir mix a lot happened. 30 years later and being a cheeseburger away is trendy :hhh:
 

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For the first time in my life, I'm going to have to blame black men for this :wow:


White boys had them bytches cocaine thin all through the 1900s.. The most they'd let slide, was Marilyn Monroe who was a size 14 (8 now).. Other than that, if you was a fat white woman, you were a comedian or side part to the good looking one....

But naaaaaaaaah. We just had to promote thick women and fat asses cause "black women are built different." Which was cool in the 80s and 90s... But by 1998 when the south blew up, it was already too late. We fukked around and invented "thick" for having a fat ass and just gave the title to literally ANY fat bytch.. nikkas would even try to correct them... "Nah bro she ain't thick she fat...." "Man NAH... She THICK I said.. Look at that ass.. Don't matter if she 350.. She got a thick ass and thighs breh"


Every time some fat black woman was trotted out, ignorant ass nikkas was first to be on some "Our women shaped different" and "don't matter long as the ass fat" and "oh you must like white girls"



But none of them... Absolutely none of them.... Were ever pushing any exercise, nutrition, or anti obesity... Which is why black women are the biggest women in america :mjcry:

Wasn't until the Facebook era, when I saw black women hit the gym hard again.

Even back in the 70s-mid 90s, all I saw in most shows and music videos were slim black women. Only Uncle Luke was on that "thick" wave with having porn stars in his video shoots, and they hardly ever aired on prime time TV. Yeah, the south pushed them big booty strippers on their music videos, and nothing been the same since.
 
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