Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[Lucky_Lefty]

people who take putting up Xmas decorations more serious than actual work need to be sent to HR immediately, forced to fill out some paperwork and swiftly escorted out the building

 

[BonafideDefacto]

It's my birthday, but I still decided to come in


Looking at the calender and the upcoming holidays...
My ass will only be in the office 4 days through January 5th


Why didn't I just take a vacation to Europe of Miami


Im fukking up
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[BonafideDefacto]

Brehs...
No Lie....

This is the longest dayam day ever...
I cant believe its only Noon

Fucccccccckkkkkk this shyt is dragging.
Im about to start thinking of shyt to kill time
Like going for a walk around our building and bothering people lol​

 

[L68]

4 hours left today and still hungover from last nights bcs championship

 

[Pedro Negro]

Happy Hump Day my fellow slackers.

Shout out to everyone stocked the fukk up on Green Mountain K-Cups.

Multicolored highlighters on deck, as per usual.

Don't you dare leave ya duck sauce packets in the kitchen if you value em, my G.

The champ is here.


#Rejoice

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I don't have a computer at work (I work at a yogurt place in DUMBO)...which is good. I needed to take a break from this place from time to time...not just that...but to not be on the internet 24/7.

 

[KritNC]

Got the master plan working right now. Took off for lunch to go to the "doctor" sitting at my desk looking all sick with medicine everywhere. Gonna take off early pick up some bud and smoke out then call on sick tomorrow and post up by the pool all day. fukk this place

 

[4fossa]

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Thank god I'm on the security team. I'm untouchable breh's

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Got the master plan working right now. Took off for lunch to go to the "doctor" sitting at my desk looking all sick with medicine everywhere. Gonna take off early pick up some bud and smoke out then call on sick tomorrow and post up by the pool all day. fukk this place

I wish I knew where you lived so I could slap the shyt out of you just so I have the opportunity of having my ass beat by a real ass nikka

 

[Pedro Negro]

I don't have a computer at work (I work at a yogurt place in DUMBO)...which is good. I needed to take a break from this place from time to time...not just that...but to not be on the internet 24/7.

Where you work at breh?

My dude was tellin me Chobani was hiring in the area and that it was a good opportunity.

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Got an "appointment" that is conveniently in the city around lunch time so I need to leave about NOW to make it at an appropriate time..... We made it to the weekend brehs

Spoiler

only for monday to be back in like 48 hrs

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Where you work at breh?

My dude was tellin me Chobani was hiring in the area and that it was a good opportunity.

I work at Pinkberry right now. The frozen yogurt place. The one in DUMBO.

I'm definetely looking for a new job right now...this ain't paying shyt.

 

[SHO-NUFF]

It comes up on it's own dedicated screen on startup.

I was the newest of 3 IT guys in a closed office (been here 2 yrs now, but still have the same desk), and back then, these fools considered the spot i'm in as the non-prime real estate. They actually like to be viewable by the window on the door....

I been happy, got nothing but the whiteboard behind me......

 

[Panther]

Im probably gonna spend 1/2 of my workday on the internet... 1/2 of that will be on the coli