Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

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so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs

i don't want to get fired, but if you can convince them to lay me off please do, they'd owe me 8+ months of severance :leon:
 

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so what "jobs" do you all have where you just sit on a computer all day and put out no work?

your bosses should fire all of you, lazy mfs

My dude, I'm clearing multimillion dollar shipments of precious jewelry on one hand, fukking with my Coli bretheren while trying to teach the girl next to me the correct words to Waka's "Rooster In My Rari" on the other. :hula:

And my boss is busy showing pics of her and LMFAO poolside in Miami to the assistant managers. :heh:
 

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Walks into work listening to Roazy Hold me back :stylin:

Co-Worker.. More we need you to call that agent back about Ms bytch variable annuity

Me :rudy: I got you

Co-Worker.. :ooh: I almost forgot did you do the research for the international equity index fund

Me :comeon: yeah i got it on my FlashDrive

Me Finally gets to desk. :stylin: Pulls up The Coli... See's Thou new pics :ooh: and :krs: at the same time



....... 3 hours later received email from Co-Worker... Did you call Ms bytch back yet


Me :pacspit: I forgot but will do it now

The thing about the job is that I could be busy on one call for 1-2 hours and then have 45-1 1/2 hours to fool around with yall @ The Coli.. But i'm gonna miss this job I really am
 

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Whats better than getting paid to surf the Coli?

shyt I even get O.T

The only downside is that the browsers are outdated
 
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