Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[Pedro Negro]

fukk is up, brehs?

I stopped logging in once I started this new job which required me to actually work and shyt.

I quit today though so for the next 2 weeks I'm back in this bytch ready to slack the fukk out til I'm out the door next week.

Let's continue to waste billions of American dollars yearly doing jack shyt at work all day long brehs...........and let's do it together!

Ya boy is back! Let the laziness commence!!!

 

[Pedro Negro]

Aloha brehs

Back on my slacker grind this AM, ready to be very unproductive today.

I never actually stuck around a job to finish out my 2 weeks. usually they just tell me to leave or Istop showing up.

Did I tell y'all that I work in an office with 95% Chinese people?

Strange fukkin people brehs

 

[FaTaL]

Aloha brehs

Back on my slacker grind this AM, ready to be very unproductive today.

I never actually stuck around a job to finish out my 2 weeks. usually they just tell me to leave or Istop showing up.

Did I tell y'all that I work in an office with 95% Chinese people?

Strange fukkin people brehs

we need stories

 

[Pedro Negro]

we need stories

Word from the American female employees is that chinawomen don't sit down on the bowl to pee apparently, they kinda stand on the seat and squat down and my homegirl complains that theres always piss all over the ladies room floor because of this Asian epidemic.

The nasty shyt I've seen these people eat would make even Anthony Bourdain on his loafers.

About 80% of the females have some form of Hello Kitty toy on their desk or coffee mug or phone cover with the stupid kitty ears sticking out on top. One even has a Hello Kitty Tupperware which I see stuffed with seaweed and squid and shyt every day in the fridge for lunch.

My boss is an Asian-American dude who has a British accent. Confuses the high holy hell outta me.

Chinese people don't take too kindly to sake jokes. Sake is Japanese apparently. Oops.

There's a guy here named Richard Dong.

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Headed to work on this lovely final workday of the week. Even my train was ontime today. Day is starting off right.

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[Rekkapryde]

fukk checking my work email when I log on....


w-w-w-.-t-h-e---c-o-l-i-.-c-o-m

 

[KritNC]

We need to get this thread back poppin. Still have not even tried to access the coli at work just doin it on my phone. shyt keeps causing me to go over my data plan

 

[BonafideDefacto]

We need to get this thread back poppin. Still have not even tried to access the coli at work just doin it on my phone. shyt keeps causing me to go over my data plan

Thats why i love that my building has strong wifi.

On the shuttle right now from the train station. Got the tunes on blast. This shyt beats the fuk outta sitting in 2 hours of traffic

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[x2y]

I don't even know why I'm here today. Place is dead. Checked my emails and made my follow up calls. Tomorrow is a holiday then my Bday. I'm chilling, may go get some Thai Food in a bit.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Got promoted and now I don't get to sit at a desk as much. I still find a computer to lurk from but Im too shook to log in

Plus I got a 2nd kid now so Im not even posting as much. I see dudes clowning Ace Hood in The Booth and I come in late as fukk.

Life is good though.

 

[FaTaL]

Word from the American female employees is that chinawomen don't sit down on the bowl to pee apparently, they kinda stand on the seat and squat down and my homegirl complains that theres always piss all over the ladies room floor because of this Asian epidemic.

The nasty shyt I've seen these people eat would make even Anthony Bourdain on his loafers.

About 80% of the females have some form of Hello Kitty toy on their desk or coffee mug or phone cover with the stupid kitty ears sticking out on top. One even has a Hello Kitty Tupperware which I see stuffed with seaweed and squid and shyt every day in the fridge for lunch.

My boss is an Asian-American dude who has a British accent. Confuses the high holy hell outta me.

Chinese people don't take too kindly to sake jokes. Sake is Japanese apparently. Oops.

There's a guy here named Richard Dong.

Lmao at pissing on the seat and floor

 

[Pedro Negro]

I used to steal all the packets of duck sauce from the kitchen condiment box when everyone ordered Chinese food in my old office to fukk with people.

I'm scared if I did that now these cheen-heauxs would just pull out a bottle of the stuff from their back pocket.

The good old days

 

[director_of_bands]

been hear since 9...aint done sht yet ...that future cut the check thread is hilarious though...

 

[ryda518]

not at work but going to work

i'm working at a different location this month which take 2+ hours going and coming back to get to, the good thing is that it's 2 buses so i'm able to surf the-coli on my phone which passes the time

 

[Pedro Negro]

not at work but going to work

i'm working at a different location this month which take 2+ hours going and coming back to get to, the good thing is that it's 2 buses so i'm able to surf the-coli on my phone which passes the time

You working in Jersey?

That's a long ass commute.