Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[director_of_bands]

Mondays are theeeee best days to take off and lol f-u adk

 

[x2y]

I'm counting the days till 8/16 when I get the day off for Court.
Today is boring but I'll take it over doing actual work.

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Its 2 and the day is flowing nicely, been staying busy here dealing with our clients and vendors. Spent my day thus far explaining our new Direct to Cloud services and in general how Cloud computing works and its advancements over the past few years.

My wisdom tooth hurts like fuk. I'm 3 cups of coffee and 4 Tylonal's into the game today. Has me floating now lol. Im taking tomorrow off the hit the dentist in the morning then watching Pacific Rim in a REAL IMaX theater for the first time

Cant wait to get home and hop on Black Ops. Its Monday and I haven't gamed in a year (minus this weekend)​

you old ass nikkas gotta work!

I get to sit back and sip the finest of apple juice and eat crackers

But how do you make money...legally


Asking mommy and daddy


fukk you if you do, I wish I could go back to them days
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[Mr.Black]

at work and the only thing i'm thinking of is how to use my vacation and sick days

i got like 2 weeks vacation i aint use and like a week sick days and like a half a day personal time

nikka been here like every day saving for the big vacay

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Yesterday my company provided Pizza for lunch...


Today Popeyes...


Then throw in the fact that they put Dominos in all of our break rooms here

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[Lucky_Lefty]

I really hate my fukkin job. Like I'm on the edge of pulling an "Office Space". I got a boss who tries to get serious when he jokes a fukkin lot and this mf is ALWAYS looking for ways to change standard operating procedures and shyt, a new guy who's training (and guess who's responsible for that), a female coworker who is cool, she just gets on my nerves and just loves to hear herself talk and the other broad who's just a gotdamn slacker and ghetto as shyt. My brehs out there collecting unemployment, how hard has it been on the job search front?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

What's up brehs?? Thread die?

 

[BonafideDefacto]

I try my best to keep it going...but either 1 or 3 things happened.

1. nikkas lost there jobs for posting and aint say nothing
2. Bosses and HR gave nikkas that warning to stay off during work
3. Coli nikkas dont really have jobs

Im at home sick today. I went in yesterday sick but fuk doing that 2 days in a row. Sitting at the crib feeling sorry for myself playing fifa and bout to throw on some chicken

Aint shyt on tv. I dobt see how nikkas can stat home and watch tv all day

 

[x2y]

Counting down to 5:30pm the mothafuking saga continues.

I'm out!

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I wouldn't recommend logging on or even visiting the coli on your at-work pc especially if you are at a mid to large sized company that has a sizeable Information Security group...they know every site you have visited and my company even went so far as to disable deleting your browsing history...these nggas even get alerts when you use profanity in your Instant Messenger chats with other employees yeah I just bring my personal laptop to work for coli time...

Good think in the info sec team. I just add myself to the exceptions list in Websense. No logs breh

 

[beenz]

Good think in the info sec team. I just add myself to the exceptions list in Websense. No logs breh

I only got 2 more weeks at this gig, then I'm working at home every day for my new job. will be able to watch porn and post at the same time while getting paid on the daily

 

[beenz]

at work and the only thing i'm thinking of is how to use my vacation and sick days

i got like 2 weeks vacation i aint use and like a week sick days and like a half a day personal time

nikka been here like every day saving for the big vacay

I haven't taken a day since I started 18 months ago. i maxed my shyt out, and now that I'm leaving (they kept denying my vacation request), I'm gonna cash out 209 hours of vacation time along with my last check

 

[beenz]

I haven't gotten blocked yet and I'm on a DoD network *prays*

that's our tax dollars for us

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I only got 2 more weeks at this gig, then I'm working at home every day for my new job. will be able to watch porn and post at the same time while getting paid on the daily

you sure about that breh? You better ask and see if they have split tunneling enabled for VPN connections. If they do, even when you're remote they can still track what you're doing online.

Most companies have split tunnel enables for just that reason.

fukk around and you'll be posting in the "logging into the coli when your unemployed" thread

 

[beenz]

you sure about that breh? You better ask and see if they have split tunneling enabled for VPN connections. If they do, even when you're remote they can still track what you're doing online.

Most companies have split tunnel enables for just that reason.

fukk around and you'll be posting in the "logging into the coli when your unemployed" thread

I guess I'll have to use my personal laptop for that foolishness