Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[DPresidential]

 

[patscorpio]

i thought this thread had died..glad to see it hasnt

 

[Silkk]

Definitely speeds up the day

 

[Hijo de luna]

I have a gravy job in Finance
I do credit reviews on 2-3 companies a day which takes about 2 hours at most. Might get an email every now and then to adjust a credit limit but other than that I'm online studying and bullshyttin'. Take a lunch whenever, come back whenever. I make about the same as my blue collar homies but damn the freedom I have to come and go as I please is

 

[KeysT]

I missed this thread. fukk work

 

[patscorpio]

Today is a 3 meeting day for me. Finished talking to a client in South Africa this morning, have a team meeting after lunch, and a meeting with a coworker near the end of my day.

Friday I have a company outing I'm going to in New Hampshire I think. Some haunted house that my CEO loves to go to every year and they are telling me its legit scary. If I get a lot accomplished on my agenda today I may work at hometomorrow for a half day and then be easy until its time to drive up and meet them

 

[NobodyReally]

I do the Coli to cool down when stress climbs up my back. So far it's been pretty therapeutic.

 

[Pedro Negro]

i thought this thread had died..glad to see it hasnt

Happy to see my thread still blessing the Coli slackers with an outlet for the everyday struggle.

Shout out to my brehthren still taking naps in the shytter on company dime

Big ups to my fellow brehs (and brehettes) who have every color highlighter and sticky note at home thanks to work yet have absolutely no clue what they are to be used for on the job.

Why be productive when you can be a procrastinator?

Xeroxing the buns of J-O jumpoffs since 1999.
Lunch room condiments ain't safe from wolves like us, hide ya duck sauce and Popeyes grape jellys B!!
Respect due to the OG @KologeroBx because I just felt like saying that.

We slack therefore we am.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I been killin mad time on the coli lately at work

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Happy to see my thread still blessing the Coli slackers with an outlet for the everyday struggle.

Shout out to my brehthren still taking naps in the shytter on company dime

Big ups to my fellow brehs (and brehettes) who have every color highlighter and sticky note at home thanks to work yet have absolutely no clue what they are to be used for on the job.

Why be productive when you can be a procrastinator?

Xeroxing the buns of J-O jumpoffs since 1999.
Lunch room condiments ain't safe from wolves like us, hide ya duck sauce and Popeyes grape jellys B!!
Respect due to the OG @KologeroBx because I just felt like saying that.

We slack therefore we am.

When This Thread Started I Had An Office Job And Didn't Do shyt I Was In Here Everyday lol

To The Slackers

 

[Exiled Martian]

Overall the cumulative lack of productivity harnessed via this thread must be so overwhelming brehs..... I'm tearing up reading the last 10 pages

Big up to all you corporate wastemanzzzzz who are the Bruce Lee of shutting down that browser when your manager walks past

 

[BonafideDefacto]

My offices Manager of Operations came up to me needing help figuring out how much time people actually spend on there phones in the office
and how much productivity in terms of time/money is costs us

I didn't give a fukk
I gave him a larger number than the actual

I'm not on my phone like that
My boys and females know to email me
and
I'm logged into The Coli all day when I'm here on a Chrome Incognito window
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[Conscious Pilot]

Praise jah this url/domain doesnt have the word 'forum" in it

 

[shutterguy]

My colleagues know I be on the site everyday/all day. My manager be in his office on FB and planning vacation, coming over to my desk talkin about "did you see my last post on FB?"

 

[BonafideDefacto]

About 10 of us decided to go play HORSE outside on our company bball court
Game was running so long that 2 of the final 4 quit
I ended up winning on a free-throw shot
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