Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[Red Omega]

came into work an hour late

last night started off normal. sipped some whiskey, then my boy came and he popped a bottle of dom p from 1988 so i bought two more bottles of moet, killed that. we got hungry and went to this expensive restaurant called gigis and bought this champagne and booze mixed cocktail. THEN we decided to hit the club, left from there at like 4:00 am, went to checkers, ate like pigs and went home. needless to say, i overslept like a fukk

u been keeping away from your little brothers friend that roughed u up?

 

[-G$-]

@ this dude attempting to pull the casual "write the email response from the blackberry so it looks like i'm not in the office, then maybe he'll offer to take on the work for me" move on me. breh, i invented that shyt.

hit him w the...

"please ensure that your back up coverage picks up this matter in your absence."

FOH, these coli posts ain't gon write themselves...

 

[Pedro Negro]

@ this dude attempting to pull the casual "write the email response from the blackberry so it looks like i'm not in the office, then maybe he'll offer to take on the work for me" move on me. breh, i invented that shyt.

hit him w the...

"please ensure that your back up coverage picks up this matter in your absence."

FOH, these coli posts ain't gon write themselves...

 

[Pedro Negro]

Just finished microwaving this leftover Chinese food and realized the soda machine is broke (only drink soda when I eat Chino food), it's pouring rain outside and we have no duck sauce in the office................

Cause I wanted to be a dikk and throw them all away last week when everyone ordered.

Karma is a bytch.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Just finished microwaving this leftover Chinese food and realized the soda machine is broke (only drink soda when I eat Chino food), it's pouring rain outside and we have no duck sauce in the office................

Cause I wanted to be a dikk and throw them all away last week when everyone ordered.

Karma is a bytch.

LMAO I Remember U Saying That shyt

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

2hrs left

 

[No Homo]

Hungover from the afterwork spot last night. I feel like right now

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

Just finished microwaving this leftover Chinese food and realized the soda machine is broke (only drink soda when I eat Chino food), it's pouring rain outside and we have no duck sauce in the office................

Cause I wanted to be a dikk and throw them all away last week when everyone ordered.

Karma is a bytch.

 

[-G$-]

Just finished microwaving this leftover Chinese food and realized the soda machine is broke (only drink soda when I eat Chino food), it's pouring rain outside and we have no duck sauce in the office................

Cause I wanted to be a dikk and throw them all away last week when everyone ordered.

Karma is a bytch.

haha i remember that from last week too

 

[Pedro Negro]

LMAO I Remember U Saying That shyt

I was digging through our box o' condiments in the kitchen when it hit me.

 

[No Homo]

I was digging through our box o' condiments in the kitchen when it hit me.

 

[Red Omega]

the feeling of having an unhealthy lunch after doing so well for a while

makin me not wanna eat for the rest of the day

 

[ThaBronxBully]

the feeling of having an unhealthy lunch after doing so well for a while

makin me not wanna eat for the rest of the day

shyt, You're Telling Me, I Didnt Even Eat Dinner Last Night After That Lunch I Had Yesterday

 

[Roadie pipeher]

the feeling of having an unhealthy lunch after doing so well for a while

makin me not wanna eat for the rest of the day

the worst...had cheese burger, i'm here busy vowing to go to the gym , but then hh alchy is like nikka you know you coming to me i'm powerless brehs..

 

[Pedro Negro]

Home strech brehs