Logging Into THE COLI As Soon As You Get To Work Appreciation Thread

[STEVE]

*rides in twenty-five minutes late, sits there like for two hours*

did this again. i am as shyt. came in at 11 AM after BLUES CONTROL

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crashed at our place last night. took my baby boy BUBBA

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to the park and ran him and played fetch to his heart's content. my penance? buying WHOLEY'S FISH sandwiches

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http://www.wholey.com/

for my boss and co-worker. just finished my sandwich and am feeling great. logging in, checking daps "not bad".

 

[flea]

im dealin with the calm of the storm right now. ridiculously not busy but i know in an hour or so ima be bombarded with work like mothafukkas better not make me miss my lunch like i did yesterday

like clockwork. just got dropped a stack of paperwork. see u guys in an hour

 

[Pedro Negro]

did this again. i am as shyt. came in at 11 AM after BLUES CONTROL

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Tangier- Blues Control - YouTube

crashed at our place last night. took my baby boy BUBBA

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to the park and ran him and played fetch to his heart;s content. my penance? buying WHOLEY'S FISH sandwiches for my boss and co-worker. just finished my sandwich and am feeling great. logging in, checking daps "not bad".

See I love being high at work.

I wake & bake practically every morning.

Was zooted the fukk up this AM flying down the Van Wyck listening to that new Rozay looking forward to the lack of production the workday would bring.

Holy shyt it's almost noon!

 

[STEVE]

every morning i usually chill while my girl and i have coffee and talk to the dog

 

[tru_m.a.c]

honestly, am i the only one who does not give a fucc about his job? like yea i would hate to lose it, but while here im gonna do as little as i can while trying to look like im doing things..

im gonna outsmart and take shortcuts on these fukks all day long, idc

pretty much sir

I mean, I care, but I be every day

 

[concise]

I'm not going to read through this whole thread, but I just hope nobody here is snitching on himself.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

See I love being high at work.

I wake & bake practically every morning.

Was zooted the fukk up this AM flying down the Van Wyck listening to that new Rozay looking forward to the lack of production the workday would bring.

Holy shyt it's almost noon!

only in the summer can you fly down the VW with no fukks given

soon as school starts back up...the highways will be back on status

 

[ThaBronxBully]

honestly, am i the only one who does not give a fucc about his job? like yea i would hate to lose it, but while here im gonna do as little as i can while trying to look like im doing things..

im gonna outsmart and take shortcuts on these fukks all day long, idc

Nah Breh My Job Sucks, Makes Me Miss My Last Gig

The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side

I Remember My Last Job I Was A Regular Ass Employee That Strived To Move My Way Up, And I Finally Did It. I Was In Charge Of Whole Site, Had My Own Staff, Had My Own Lil Office, I Was Excited To FINALLY Be In Charge My Own shyt And Run Things The Way I Wanted Them Run Cuz When I Was A Regular Employee I Had So Many Ideas For Change.

Nah, I STILL Had A Boss Above Me Shooting Down Ideas, Saying We Cant Do This, We Cant Do That, We Cant Afford This, We'll Get Complaints If We Do That, So I Had To Run shyt The Regular Old Boring Way. Like I Said Before, All I Did Was fukking Sit In An Office Listening To Sports Talk Radio All Day Doing Paper Work And Going To Wack Ass Meetings Once A Week. shyt Mad Me Miss Being A Regular Ass Employee And Bugging Out With Everyone.

Now Im At Another Office Job, Boring As fukk Where The Average Age Here Is Like 40

Makes Me Wanna Get A Job Working Outside And Getting My Hands Dirty And Just Bullshytting With Dudes My Own Age.

 

[Pedro Negro]

only in the summer can you fly down the VW with no fukks given

soon as school starts back up...the highways will be back on status

Ain't that the truth.

As soon as September hits it's straight bumper to bumper from the GCP to the office.

 

[heisenburrr]

*hasn't done shyt for the last 4 hours but argue football on the-coli/twitter*

 

[heisenburrr]

honestly, am i the only one who does not give a fucc about his job? like yea i would hate to lose it, but while here im gonna do as little as i can while trying to look like im doing things..

im gonna outsmart and take shortcuts on these fukks all day long, idc

i be half-assin assignements you have no idea

the thing is, I'm vital to this stupid company, a whole gang of clients wouldn't contract us if it wasn't for me being the only person able to run their shyt

so I'm breezing through the days, not giving one fukk, getting in minimum 10 minutes late in my sweatpants

*proceed to sit in the chair, puts two feets on the desk, logs in to the-coli and yell at other people to do my job*

 

[Roadie pipeher]

so wait, what do yall who work in offices say when your boss comes up behind you with the face asking what site your on

a door and four walls..

 

[Roadie pipeher]

dide the "mandatory" one hour stretch of work...about to hit corner bakery their pesto cavatappi...

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Lunch time then just 2 and a half more hours til 6 pack time

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Got Hit With The Mean Itus After Lunch

Im Stalling Like A Muhfukka

Oh Yeah, It's Pay Day