Lol at being a woman

[dora_da_destroyer]

Imagine being so good looking and successful that you can't find a black man on your level Cuz the pawgs took em all

@dora_da_destroyer

 

[Killer Instinct]

I hope Darwin does the same to you, and every male on this site.

It's not of a question of if I'm getting married or having children. It's when.
I don't go to bed alone at night, breh.
This is the only interaction you've had in the last 24 hours with someone with a penis, though.
Telling.

 

[ThaRealness]

lol Right. When you make that thread, please be sure to @ me. I have some jokes to tell too and I would also love to watch coli men's reactions.



the jokes keep coming

Lol I didn't put much thought into that statement... You're right, in Western society women are oppressed. Everyone except for the white male is oppressed.

I still consider it a false equivalency though.

 

[chief_keef_stan]

NO! Kill yourself.

o my

 

[Soundwave]

Imagine @charmander killing you in the hair department

 

[PartyHeart]

When i make a thread about what, exactly?

The one where people make fun of stereotypical negative experiences Black men have that you quoted me saying coli men would be fine with

 

[HoustonHeat]

-Imagine being invited to all of your social circle's boring ass baby showers while your man gets to stay at home and at you.

-Imagine trying to keep the seatbelt either below the bitties or at your neck cause breast meats.

-Imagine being a bridesmaid and actually having to buy those ugly dresses each time, instead of just renting a tux.

-Forget hairline envy, imagine eyebrow envy.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

i wonder what the female counterpart to this thread is

imagine makin less money than your partner and still being expected to pay 80% of the time
imagine bein on a sinking ship and having to let the women and children escape first

imagine you're always the one expected to do the heavy lifting

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

These nikkas ain't playin'

 

[At30wecashout]

The one where people make fun of stereotypically negative experiences Black men have that you quoted me saying coli men would be fine with

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you make it. If its funny, it is funny. If not, sink.
Don't take this seriously, half the posts were legit issues for women. I listed some, in fact. Be cool.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

I hope Darwin does the same to you, and every male on this site.

 

[charmander]

I saw these two couples at the gym.....The girls were in great shape and the dudes were
In order to stroke the male ego the girls had to pretend that these dudes knew what they were doing

I saw this pregnant chick walking down the street.....soles on her shoes worn out from carrying extra weight of a baby who is gonna have to obey the father

Imagine having to lie about how many people you sleep with to not be labeled a hoe
Imagine not being able to bench press your body weight 8+ times
Imagine making more money than your spouse and still being expected to cook, clean, and submit
Imagine people staring at your breast and ignore you while you talk about important sh*t
Imagine knowing absolutely nothing about sports
Imagine @charmander killing you in the hair department

this confirmed it

girls are useless and gross

Imagin lustIng for russell Wilson and knowing that your not his type

@MarsPunka don't give up

 

[Canon]

Imagine if this same thread had been made by a white man about Black men

this cac cum guzzler is maaaaaaaad

 

[aXiom]

Except they are only opinions. Being a woman is the best thing in the world. If reincarnation was real, I'd want to come back as a woman every time. Just like you claim we have to lie so we are not seen as sluts, men like to make it seem like they get more women then they do and you guys turn into simps because of those breasts you stare at(or ass which ever you prefer) which is fine by me.

With a different hair texture than your original run

Male privilege illustrated so beautifully by Coli gentlemens, I'm proud of yall.


Imagine, even after all that, to still share that girl

Imagine, owning a lock that can opened with damn near any key

 

[At30wecashout]

i wonder what the female counterpart to this thread is

imagine makin less money than your partner and still being expected to pay 80% of the time
imagine bein on a sinking ship and having to let the women and children escape first

imagine you're always the one expected to do the heavy lifting

Imagine being awoken at 3am to kill a spider your woman saw in the bathroom

Imagine being called to move things as light as 30 pounds

Imagine having to open all the jars in the house

Imagine having to stand by while your woman chews out a grown man because "she is afraid of what he might do" if you aren't there.

It writes itself.