lol @being a man

[NobodyReally]

Imagine thinking women are inferior but feeling compelled to jack off to the thought of them everyday. What a mindfukk


Imagine obsessing over whether you can tell if a woman is thot so you won't get played or embarrassed in front of your boys, even though deep down you'll never know.


Imagine going through most of your adult life trying not to develop intimacy so you can stay in control

Imagine having to evaluate every human thing you do as masculine or soft according to what other men say.

 

[Yup]

 

[Raye82]

I wasn't gonna do this, but I'll step in for my ladies

...

Have a basketball player's build and a small dikk brehs

Be short and have no hope of being viewed as a "real" man brehs

Let your baby mother emasculate you brehs

Let another beta man raise your kids brehs

Blame bytches for all your problems brehs

Get rejected and say it's because you're a nice guy brehs, but its really because you're short, ugly, have a small dikk, and no confidence brehs

Get rejected and keep following her brehs

Talk bitterly about women because your broke and getting no p*ssy brehs

Be @Shugg Ross brehs

These are all jokes brehs....

Edit...Waste of time, now in the bushes

 

[010101]

by nature women birth and raise children
that's the natural female vocation

why do you wanna do what we do
all you gotta do is have babies and chill
why do you wanna go toe to toe with us for?¿?¿?¿


the only competition natural to women is a fukking beauty contest mane
you ain't gotta do this shawrdy just chill*

 

[ManBearPig]

The period is nothing more than vaginal fire works. It's a celebration bytches, she's not pregnant!!

3 weeks out of the month a woman is preparing her body to get pregnant. Getting a period is a GOOD damn thing...unless she wants to be pregnant.

fukk that shyt. Not having periods >>>>>



And being preg and having to push thebaby out of there doesn't look too fun either. What if the baby is too big?

 

[MayQueen]

Let's see...
- I can think logically
- I can watch a movie without falling asleep
- I know how to drive well
- I don't bleed
- it doesn't take me 20 minutes to tell a 5 minute story


Yeah. Being a man is awful

You idiots kill me thinking only men can be logical. There is a story right now about a dude who killed his girlfriend and himself, was that nikka thinking logically? Ya'll can be just as emotional, so stop the madness.

I like bleeding, that means I can have kids one day and thanks goodness men don't I doubt ya'll could handle childbirth.

The rest of your stuff was weak.

 

[MayQueen]

And why is this in the bushes and not the other one?

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Wow.

This could have been done better.

Right in the bushes, where it belongs.

And why is this in the bushes and not the other one?

 

[Ezra]

And why is this in the bushes and not the other one?

Cause women have bushes. Duh

 

[Milk N Cookies]

And why is this in the bushes and not the other one?

one of the mods got mad that we made one back

 

[Dwolf]

Imagine thinking women are inferior but feeling compelled to jack off to the thought of them everyday. What a mindfukk


Imagine obsessing over whether you can tell if a woman is thot so you won't get played or embarrassed in front of your boys, even though deep down you'll never know.


Imagine going through most of your adult life trying not to develop intimacy so you can stay in control

Imagine having to evaluate every human thing you do as masculine or soft according to what other men say.

I wasn't gonna do this, but I'll step in for my ladies

...

Have a basketball player's build and a small dikk brehs

Be short and have no hope of being viewed as a "real" man brehs

Let your baby mother emasculate you brehs

Let another beta man raise your kids brehs

Blame bytches for all your problems brehs

Get rejected and say it's because you're a nice guy brehs, but its really because you're short, ugly, have a small dikk, and no confidence brehs

Get rejected and keep following her brehs

Talk bitterly about women because your broke and getting no p*ssy brehs

Be @Shugg Ross brehs

These are all jokes brehs....

Edit...Waste of time, now in the bushes

Now I see why this is in the bushes Got damn man

 

[Chris.B]

I wasn't gonna do this, but I'll step in for my ladies

...

Have a basketball player's build and a small dikk brehs

Be short and have no hope of being viewed as a "real" man brehs

Let your baby mother emasculate you brehs

Let another beta man raise your kids brehs

Blame bytches for all your problems brehs

Get rejected and say it's because you're a nice guy brehs, but its really because you're short, ugly, have a small dikk, and no confidence brehs

Get rejected and keep following her brehs

Talk bitterly about women because your broke and getting no p*ssy brehs

Be @Shugg Ross brehs

These are all jokes brehs....

Edit...Waste of time, now in the bushes

damn

 

[MayQueen]

I wasn't gonna do this, but I'll step in for my ladies

...

Have a basketball player's build and a small dikk brehs

Be short and have no hope of being viewed as a "real" man brehs

Let your baby mother emasculate you brehs

Let another beta man raise your kids brehs

Blame bytches for all your problems brehs

Get rejected and say it's because you're a nice guy brehs, but its really because you're short, ugly, have a small dikk, and no confidence brehs

Get rejected and keep following her brehs

Talk bitterly about women because your broke and getting no p*ssy brehs

Be @Shugg Ross brehs

These are all jokes brehs....

Edit...Waste of time, now in the bushes

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Imagine getting in a swimming pool and ur dikk shrinks

Now imagine if your already got a little dikk and you get into a swimming pool, now you have a clit!!

 

[Strapped]

911 was just trolling when he made that thread