LOL @ Michael Jordan getting banned from the golf course for his wardrobe

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Fashion Police: "Didn't I tell you what would happen if I caught you wearing those jeans in public again?" :beli:
MJ: "Sorry, officer, won't happen again." :lolbron:
Fashion Police: "You said that last time, you know the deal. Get in the car." :ufdup:
Jumpoff: :snoop:



















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He either has absolutely no clue about proportions or just cheap as hell. Looked like he just grabbed every pair of pants on clearance at Big and Tall. :heh:

That's what makes this shyt so funny breh.

Clearly, being like 6'6 or whatever, if he goes up in say, Marshalls or something (Looks like that's where he cops his shyt....:manny:), for dude to get a pair of pants long enough...they are obviously going to be big and baggy as fukk.

But I mean...he's like the ONLY cat that has ever been in the NBA that has straight refused to get his shyt made specifically for him. Even Shaq's shyt be better fitting.

Jordan just doesn't give a fukk. This nicca walks up in Gabriel Brothers and heads directly to the clearance Isle. "Yo Karl Kani jeans on sale, 46' by 60' inch...fukk it, they long enough....:win:"

MJ a southern, podunk, country ass nikka....:pacspit:
 
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That's why I love MJ, he may be worth half a billion, but he stays true to his old southern black man roots. Still dresses like a 50 year black man who has worked for the city for 30 years who is about to head to the pool hall to get his drink and smoke on. And he obviously don't give fuk what anybody else thinks too.


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